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teaboot

SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP

teaboot

I WAS DOUNG A DEEP CLEAM OF MY KITCHEG

I FOUND A FRUIT JUICEER IN BRAND FUCKING NEW CONDOTIOJN FRO A PREVIOYS TENANT

Thought "Oh wicked I'll make soup"

NEVER USED ONE BEFORE

ONION JUIVE IN MY EYES

ONION JUICS SVERYWHERE

epicpoo-blog

agathah

My cutie pie

#witch hat atelier

captain-price-returns

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

hotvampireadjacent

thewellofastarael

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

bumblesteak

Amo the Gatekeeper, one of Leandra's younger cousins (by a year or 2) 🚂 Amo's responsible for all the trains going in and out of the underworld. She's hard to talk to unless the topic is about trains.

The trains are only for the undead~

girldraki

schmergo

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

caesarsaladinn

Lincoln Lincoln

orokothe

Artfight - Cyl

inber

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

fishmechs

#cr4 #critical role

chaumas-deactivated20240115

devastated to find out that fae romantasy isn’t just the porny version of rath roiben rye

chaumas-deactivated20240115

like wtf is the erotic appeal of The Fae™️ if it’s not weird rules and contracts and alien expectations and bizarre magical power exchanges and curses? you take that out and you just have sparkling aristocracy

thefiresontheheight

I’ve been told that they’re very well endowed with such equipment as certain women find desirable, my liege. At least in theory.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

yeah well who isn’t these days

thefiresontheheight

*my eunuch-ass nodding sadly and jingling away*

chaumas-deactivated20240115

there there my sweet. we’ll show them. we’ll show them all.

shegottosayit

34 and ready to score!

lemonlyman-dot-com

cuntnikida

Some jokes just never get old

I love the freak biology that the Church gets up to in Trench Crusade with Communicants and Observers and Paladins. We made this person really fuckin tall and strong using something to do with cloned Jesus tissue, and now your job is to kill tanks like they're infantry, trip balls every day of your life, or go full Doomguy into hell which in this setting is both environmentally and spiritually unsurvivable to humans. Paladins especially are going into a place more dangerous than the vacuum of space with known holes and problems with their suit. Insane.