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“Some of these Tony performances are pretty impressive.”
Things I've Thought/Said/Heard During Finals Week Starters:
"Literally just shoot me so I won't have to write this fucking paper."
"I might fail the final but I also might die before I actually have to take it, so let's not jump to any conclusions here."
"That professor has it out for me I swear to God."
"If you push me in front of a car now, I'll do it to you at the end of the next semester, pinky promise."
"I don't care that I gave up coffee two months ago I need a shot of it injected into my bloodstream right this very second."
"What do you mean you're finished with your finals already? I'm literally going to kill you if you're being serious, what the fuck."
"Promise you'll kill me if I fail that class?"
"I'm going to burn all my fucking math notes the second I finish taking that final."
"I think I understand why people drink now."
"He literally gives zero fucks about his students and it pisses off every nerve in my body."
"Look, as long as my GPA is at least a 2.0 I'm fine, okay."
"Thank God that bitch is graduating, if I had to deal with her again next semester I was going to stab someone."
"That presentation is only worth fifty points, as long as I nail the final I can afford to just not do it."
"I'm just gonna take a magic 8 ball with me when I take my finals and use it to decide how I should answer shit."
"He's my favorite professor, why isn't he teaching anything else next semester?"
"Stab me in the eye and I'll buy you dinner."
"I mean, I've already cried twice today and I'm dead inside, but yeah, finals are going fine."
"They should be required to give us ice cream and Kleenex when we hand in our finals."
"I'm just going to throw my computer out the window and pretend I don't have a paper to finish writing."
"She is so getting a bad review on ratemyprofessor."
"I literally don't care about anything anymore. Pass, fail, demon sacrifice, nothing matters and nothing is real and I'm really sad and tired right now."
Reblog if; You RP with FEMALE OCs and do not stand for them being treated like shit
RP starters: Concern.
“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
“Blood? Are you bleeding?”
“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
“I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
“Where did all those bruises came from?”
“I have the right to be worried!”
“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
“Sleep at my place tonight.”
“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
“Please talk to me about it.”
“Let me take care of you.”
“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
“How many times have I told you to not go there?”
“You could’ve died, you know…”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
“I’m your friend, of course I care!”
“You know I’m always here for you, right?”
“You’re not okay.”
“I’m just trying to help you.”
“Let me clean your wounds…”
“Why did you do it? Tell me.”
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“Oh, no. I don’t dare bring any chocolate home. It’ll be gone in no time at all.”
it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters!
❝ Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? ❞ ❝ Look at me, psychological damage up to here! ❞ ❝ I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! ❞ ❝ Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞ ❝ Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! ❞ ❝ Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ❞ ❝ Yeah, but we didn’t come here to play with stray dogs and trash, man. ❞ ❝ Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! ❞ ❝ I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I’m gonna have a really hard time if we’re both cannibals and racists. ❞ ❝ I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. ❞ ❝ Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit. ❞ ❝ When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash. ❞ ❝ I will smack your face off of your face! ❞ ❝ Take care of yourself… or whatever people say. ❞ ❝ We all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now. ❞ ❝ I will eat your babies, bitch! ❞ ❝ I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone. ❞ ❝ Later, boners! ❞ ❝ Do not call these shorts white trash! ❞ ❝ If some old boner gives me attitude, I’m gonna spit in his face. ❞ ❝ I eat stickers all the time, dude! ❞ ❝ I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. ❞ ❝ You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! ❞ ❝ Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats. ❞ ❝ If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! ❞ ❝ I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment’s notice. ❞ ❝ I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? ❞ ❝ I’ll tell you what’s not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead! ❞ ❝ Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! ❞ ❝ Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. ❞ ❝ I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me. ❞ ❝ I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. ❞ ❝ I don’t think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. ❞ ❝ I have a bleached asshole! ❞ ❝ With real power comes real responsibility and I don’t want to do any of that shit. I just want the money… and the illusion of power. ❞
A Vaganova student backstage at Mariinsky before The Nutcracker
Photos by Marc Olich
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What a girl wants 2003
she’s the man sentence meme
feel free to adjust the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“i mean, when we first started going out, you couldn’t kiss at all.”
“we wanna try out for the boys’ team.”
“you and your brother look scary alike from the back. i think it’s your total lack of curves.”
“does he have your number? 1-800-bitch?”
“sorry, i have a strict no ruffles policy.”
“inside every girl, there’s a boy. …that came out wrong but you know what i mean.”
“i can do this. i am a dude! i’m a hunky dude! i’m a badass hunky dude!”
“i’m brilliant. shhh!”
“i’m allergic to the sun.”
“is your sister hot?”
“girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.”
“don’t let her get too close, she’ll recgonize you!”
“and when my eyes are closed, i see you for what you really are, which ugly!”
“because that would be my very first instinct, to feed the tarantula.”
“i think you’re the first guy at this school that hasn’t tried anything with me.”
“okay, that was creepy! you actually sounded like a girl just then!”
“hey, i’m working the kissing booth! come and see me?”
“you look like such a lady! it’s a miracle!”
“maybe you could come tonight to…keep an eye on me.”
“screw you guys! i hate high school!”
“_____, darling, remember, chew like you have a secret.”
“i’m gonna kiss him so passionately that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.”
“why is it that i always find you in the middle of a tussle?”
“heels are a male invention to make a women’s butt look smaller! and make it harder for them to run away.”
“have you ever tried to run away in high heels? not easy.”
“why are you wearing my uniform?”
“is it just me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?”
“i know i should’ve told you who i was but i was afraid.”
disney’s descendants sentence meme
feel free to adjust the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“how is it possible that you’re going to be crowned king next month? you’re just a baby!”
“they’re children! they’re innocent!”
“i feel so useless, misunderstood.”
“i’m just trying to teach you the thing that really counts, how to be mean.”
“you just find yourself a prince with a big castle, a mother-in-law wing and lots and lots of mirrors!”
“well, so much for my first impression.”
“i totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff.”
“it’s magic, it doesn’t have to look scary.”
“look at you, look at me. i don’t know who to be.”
“just pick the one that doesn’t sound like any fun.”
“no offense, _____, you’re just too trusting.”
“i’d rather be pretty. you’ve got great hair!”
“is everyone back home as pretty as you?”
“boyfriends are overrated.”
“where i come from it’s ‘get ready to die, sucker!’”
“didn’t your mom ever make you chocolate chip cookies, like when you’re feeling sad? and they’re fresh from the oven with a big glass of milk and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective?”
“_____, have you always had those little golden flecks in your eyes?”
“did i mention that i’m in love with you?”
“i guess i am kinda talented.”
“i’ve never had a sister.”
“i look…not hideous.”
“for the first time i understand the difference between pretty and beautiful.”
“and, right now, i can look into your eyes and i can tell you’re not evil.”
“you can’t swim? you live on an island!”
“______, i told you that i loved you. what about you? do you love me?”
“i don’t know what love feels like.”
“what do you think villains teach their kids? kindness? fair play?”
“would you wear my ring?”
“that you spelled me? yeah, i knew.”
“you keep listening to your heart.”
“you are good.”
“stealing things doesn’t make you happy.”
“you do not have to play dumb to get a guy. you are so smart!”
“falling in love is weak and ridiculous!”
“next time, i rescue you, okay?”
“you are beautiful inside and out.”
lemonade mouth sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“check out the new girl!”
“when guys go through midlife crisis, they buy a sports car, right?”
“what about freedom of expression?”
“but at least we’ll be together, right?”
“unless you’re wearing a varsity jacket or a cheer skirt around here, you’re basically invisible.”
“______, you have a beautiful voice!”
“you don’t have a moment like that and just ignore it!”
“the last time i performed on stage was my first grade recital and five minutes into ba-ba blacksheep, i threw up down someone’s back.”
“i could start a revolution!”
{text}: flux or destiny? we need to talk.
“i don’t know about you, but i don’t want to be some random face in a yearbook or a kid people vaguely recall passing in the halls. i wanna be heard.”
“so…how’d you get out of the house?”
“if a guy doesn’t call for a few days, should the girl worry?”
“come on, just leave her alone.”
“wow, that’s an old cat.”
“i like when you smile.”
“we believe in you, okay? i believe in you.”
“maybe we do matter.”
“sometimes i think i’m too stupid to be in my family, like i’m some big let down.”
“they’re playing our song on the radio!”
“you are too young for boys.”
“just because ____ wormed her way into my family, doesn’t mean i have to be happy about it.”
“fine, go ahead, give up! see if i care!”
“i did it for you, you jerk!”
“you’re lucky i picked up the phone instead of mom.”
“i really miss you.”
tina belcher rp meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“danger is my middle name but i spell it r-u-t-h.”
“i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
“is it possible to be in love with twenty five people all at once?”
“that, goes in the butt bank.”
“uhhhhhhhh.”
“brr. it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong man would give me his jacket…or his pants.”
“if you need me, i’ll be on the floor. dying.”
“time for the charm bomb to explode.”
“here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random but it’s my phone number.”
“i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.”
“your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it.”
“do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?”
“i have a photographic butt memory.”
“by the way, with a cartwheel, are your hands or your face supposed to touch the ground first?”
“everything’s fine. look at my perfectly normal face.”
“it smells…exotic. like ranch dressing.”
“when he looks at my molars, it’s like he’s looking at my soul.”
“flirt a little, wink a little.”
“tough love. aka love, am i right?”
“he’s a bad kisser. but he’s a bad boy and i guess bad boys are bad kissers.”
“i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me, i’ll pay attention to myself.”
red riding hood (2011) sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“my mother always told me don’t talk to strangers, get water and come straight home.”
“_____ gets what he’s always wanted. you.”
“run away with me.”
“maybe she snuck out to see a boy.”
“don’t worry. ____’s always had his eye on you. you’re the pretty one.”
“i lost my sister. i can’t lose you too.”
“you will be happy again. i promise.”
“remember what my grandmother said, all sorrows are less with bread.”
“we should stay together.”
“i don’t want you to see me like this.”
“____, come back to the party.”
“you keep your hands off her or i’ll cut them off!”
“where did you disappear to?”
“i’m nothing like you. you’re a murderer.”
“i’m coming back for you.”
“i saw you with _____.”
“you’re going to try and rescue her? well, i’ll help.”
“i do not want you to use that knife.”
“she would’ve done anything that you asked her to.”
“i did my best to protect you.”
“you taught us to be strong.”
“you were always too good, too pretty, too perfect.”
“no! i’m not leaving you!”
“i won’t let you sacrifice yourself for me.”
“_____’s still missing.”
“_____, get me out of here.”
“i’ll be like him, a beast.”
“i’ll wait for you.”
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