Celebrating Beautiful Vices

Max, Maxie, Maxine. You pick. They/them pronouns. Sometimes NSFW. I blog Glee, Klaine, also Cockyboys. And now Good Omens. Mostly things that tickle my fancy. Tired of everybody's crap. Proud member of the Tumblr Geriatric Ward. Chronic illness warrior, back from the dead.

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[skyofblackstars]

oh shit its grugnort. take a snip babes

[lady-divine-writes]

What is the actual point of telling an author that something they are planning on writing is not something you’ll read?

I’m not talking about people who respond to posts that say, “Would anyone read… ?” That’s different. Someone is specifically asking if this is something people would be interested in. I am talking about people who post their plot bunnies or their WIPs, or ask for advice on where they should go next or whatever just to have people say, “Oh, that’s too (whatever). I’m never going to read that.”

…

WHAT IS THE ACTUAL POINT OF MAKING THAT REMARK!?

No one asked if you were going to read it. You can decide that no, that’s not up your alley, and then be quiet. Why did it require a remark from you? Whatever happened to “if you don’t have anything nice to say…?” So it’s not your cup of meat. Whatever. At what point did you get so damned entitled that you decided that people who are struggling to work on a fic were required to know that, from jump, you have no intention of reading it? That’s like people who announce when they’re unfollowing or unsubbing from a blog or a channel. This isn’t an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure. Just leave.

Don’t discourage authors. They’re working hard to give you fic half of you don’t comment on, and the other half don’t reblog. You see something you don’t like, scroll on by. But keep your negativity to yourselves.

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[1dogeveryday]

06/25/21 🐶

for @warmcheeked

[guooey]

[andysambrg]

PARASITE (2019) 

Dir. Bong Joon-ho

[theonlinemuse]

#i think about this moment a lot #and how accurate it is #to how rich and poor #talk about hardship #something like a flood #or a global pandemic #doesn’t affect people the same #to lots of rich people #it will be a funny anecdote #how 2020 was weird #to others it was devastating #entire families gone (via jetgirl78)

[melynskeys]

[aliciaspinnetts]

“We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.”

— Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human (via thequotejournals)

[nayohme]

an air fryer is not a fryer nor is it a microwave its a desktop convection oven i wish more people understood this and i wish that the gulf war never happened

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[zarosianzealot]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

[sightkeeper]

Morning Rituals  (patreon request)

[snowberry-pie]

hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

[30-minute-memes]

I pronouns you not guilty

[garrettauthor]

I PRONOUNS YOU NOT GUILTY

[kaijutegu]

I found a copy of my mom's favorite book from childhood! It's called Striped Ice Cream and I'm gonna wrap it in plastic and then some foil and bury it in a gallon of Neapolitan.

And I'll say "look, mom, I got you that striped ice cream you're always talking about!" and convince her to serve it up for dessert.

[kaijutegu]

I'm gonna wrap a layer of waxed paper around it too, so that the marker doesn't rub off and it's easier to fish out. I'm not sure how I'm gonna excavate the ice cream, exactly. I made a template. I'm hoping to like... cut around it and then peel back a layer about an inch deep that I can just put back on top.

[kaijutegu]

Mom thinks I'm at the park with the dog but I'm out in the garage burying a children's book from the 60s in a gallon of ice cream. This is one of the weirdest ways I've ever wrapped a present.

[kaijutegu]

Well, shit.

[kaijutegu]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[kaijutegu]

Now to work on smoothing the top a bit. It's not going to be perfect but it'll still be a good surprise.

[kaijutegu]

"What have you done to this ice cream??"

[kaijutegu]

AND THEN MY DAD TOLD HER IT WAS A BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EXCITED

[kaijutegu]

You know who else is excited about this ice cream based enrichment puzzle? MY MOM.

[kaijutegu]

Happy Mother's Day!

[neurospicybirb]

ICE CREAM BASED ENRICHMENT PUZZLE

[datasoong47]