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so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

velvetys

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

jihadibarbie

genuinely me

theharlotofferelden

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

crankygryphon

reticent-vampire

segamascott

howloopyisthat

keenkryptonut

you’re sooooo normal! now why don’t you tell us how this makes you feeeel

flocon-tourne-en-rond

sheepshot

upset-to-dead

Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs

#whore 😍

dilftanger

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

darkshrimpemotions

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

mosswall

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

shittymoviedetails

In Predator 2 (1990) Predator recognizes a child with a toy gun poses no actual threat and does not attack him. This implies Predators have more ethical rules of engagement than the IDF

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

frankencain

very important addition (via @growingsad)

not100bees

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.