I Will Force You To Pay Unfair Prices.

[evil-malo]

It’s coming.

[ordonian-rancher]

Th' kiddos are talkin' all about a slingshot tha' Sera's sellin'. Maybe I should go buy it for th' kiddos ta' mess 'round with.

[evil-malo]

I am.. once again… offering you my exclusive slingshot… this time at a discount, for only 50 rupees…..

[normal-midna]

Hello..

Would you.. Like to buy anything?

Everything is a very normal price… :)

- @evil-malo

Erm, no thank you, I don't need anything at the moment.

I REMEMBER THIS CRAY KID

[evil-malo]

Mmm…..

Nobody will buy anything from me….. :(

[ordonian-rancher]

Link..I have started a business venture…..

I have a slingshot for 100 rupees…

You should buy it….

:)

- @evil-malo

(Ooc: the slingshot in TP only cost 30 rupees)

Why're ya..? ...Right, the evil stuff.

Naw, got no need for any kinda slingshot. Thanks fer th' offer, kiddo.

[evil-malo]

>:(

You will…

You’ll regret not buying it from me when you have the chance…

[ordonian-rancher]

Ah wasn' aware that ya sold thin's, Malo.

[evil-malo]

No, you wouldn’t be…Not yet….But I’ve always had an interest in business…..

Call the business a…recent development..

[ordonian-rancher]

Hm... Alrigh'. Is my Malo gonna start a... Business?? He's just a tyke.

[evil-malo]

I am not that much older than your Malo. Support his business like you refuse to support mine >:/

[ordonian-rancher]

Link..I have started a business venture…..

I have a slingshot for 100 rupees…

You should buy it….

:)

- @evil-malo

(Ooc: the slingshot in TP only cost 30 rupees)

Why're ya..? ...Right, the evil stuff.

Naw, got no need for any kinda slingshot. Thanks fer th' offer, kiddo.

[evil-malo]

>:(

You will…

You’ll regret not buying it from me when you have the chance…

[ordonian-rancher]

Ah wasn' aware that ya sold thin's, Malo.

[evil-malo]

No, you wouldn’t be…Not yet….But I’ve always had an interest in business…..

Call the business a…recent development..

[ordonian-rancher]

Link..I have started a business venture…..

I have a slingshot for 100 rupees…

You should buy it….

:)

- @evil-malo

(Ooc: the slingshot in TP only cost 30 rupees)

Why're ya..? ...Right, the evil stuff.

Naw, got no need for any kinda slingshot. Thanks fer th' offer, kiddo.

[evil-malo]

>:(

You will…

You’ll regret not buying it from me when you have the chance…

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

[evil-malo]

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

[evil-malo]

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

[evil-malo]

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Depends, how high are you planning to sell it for? >:/

[evil-malo]

About 500 rupees, I think. Who do you think would buy it?

Of the ‘good’ heroes, that is.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

250 then. >:|

Fine, I'll take it. 400 for the job and 250 for the goods. 650 total. >:D

As for who to sell it to, I reckon you could get that little one with the orange pants to buy it. Or maybe the veteran, though he'll probably realise it's faulty but he hoards random magical objects so he'll pay anyway. >:)

[evil-malo]

Ugh. You’re taking money from a literal child, by the way.

*reluctantly pulls out some rupees then pauses*

Why do you even need so much to steal, anyway? Even from a Link, it wouldn’t be THAT bad..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

[evil-malo]

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

[evil-malo]

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

[evil-malo]

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Depends, how high are you planning to sell it for? >:/

[evil-malo]

About 500 rupees, I think. Who do you think would buy it?

Of the ‘good’ heroes, that is.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

[evil-malo]

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

[evil-malo]

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Nuh uh, that 400 to steal it. That's a service on its own right there, the stealing. >:/

You want the item you gotta buy it off me. 300 rupees. >:/

[evil-malo]

What? No. I’m not paying that.

What if I agree to split the price it sells for? 50-50, we both get half.

That’s the best you’ll get from me. I’m not going any lower.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

[evil-malo]

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I'll have you know i went off and stole this for you as you asked, specifically with you in mind. 400 is the lowest I'll go for the thievery. >:(

[evil-malo]

hmmm…

I assumed you’d had it already, with how you pulled it out..

Fine. I’ll pay you 400 for it.

I’m glad we could come to an agreement.

*holds hand out to shake*

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Fabulous, so that's 800 total then. Glad wr could come to this agreement. >:)

[evil-malo]

No…I said I’d pay you 500 to steal the items, but you already had that, so I changed it to 300.

I’m not giving you any more than 300..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Okay, what's your opinion on this? >:|

*pulls out huge set of armour, it's silver and shiny and smells vaguely of cheese*

Got this little bad boy from that weird hero, @the-real-lu-wild I think...? >:/

Anyway, dropped it in lava earlier to try and dispose of it but pretty sure it's some kind of fireproof. >:j

[the-real-lu-wild]

hEY! That's supposed to stay in the lava! What happens in Eldin, stays in Eldin!

It's a defective fireproof, chestplate armor! It slowly began to burn me and I couldn't return it, so I had to throw it. Don't try to sell that to another hero!

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I dunno, sounds like exactly what my buyer here would like, very evil... >:)

[the-real-lu-wild]

So you're trying to rip off your so called 'customer'!

[evil-malo]

No, no….

I’ll take it. Yes, I’d like to buy that. I will pay you 300 rupees, @evilestmerchant-ravio, since you already seemed to have it..

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmmm... >:/

What exactly do you want stolen? Or is it my pick? >:)

[evil-malo]

You get to pick. But it has to collectively be equal to the price I pay you to steal..

Take as many and as much as you want. I have no qualms.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

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[evilestmerchant-ravio]

I heard there was an evil takeover, perhaps I can intrest some of our fine friends with a bargain or two? >:)

[evil-malo]

Hello….

I heard…

You steal things?

……….I will pay you to steal items from any good Link and bring them back to me to be sold again..

What do you think?

[evilestmerchant-ravio]

Hmm, that depends.... how much would you pay me to steal? >:/

[evil-malo]

Hm…

Depends..

How much would you want? I can’t go higher than maybe..

500 rupees.

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

Would you like to buy some Good Insurance? It covers damages from Good actions. This is exclusive to my Neutral shop.

- @mrheroexpert

hmm....

i don't know shit about business stuff >:O

lemme call in some professionals :3 @evilbeedle @evil-mido

[evil-malo]

That was…

The wrong ping..

But evil Mido told me you wanted to talk to me..

I can sell you the very same thing for…

*checks watch*

500 rupees…

Deal or no deal?

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

oh sorry lol-

uh... @mrheroexpert what price are you offering?

[mrheroexpert]

Usually it is 800

But because ypu are a Halloween Ghost and I like Halloween I'll give you the Very Reasonable price of 450!

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

that's almost half the original price!

DEAL! :D

[mrheroexpert]

Excellent!

Should you have need to use the insurance just let me know

[evil-malo]

You stole my customer… :(((

I am but a child running a shop :(((((((

[mrheroexpert]

I Neutrally apologize

But I have many mouths to feed myself

Hard times you know

[evil-malo]

you cannot apologize Neutrally…

That was a very..

Evil..

Action you did there….

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

Would you like to buy some Good Insurance? It covers damages from Good actions. This is exclusive to my Neutral shop.

- @mrheroexpert

hmm....

i don't know shit about business stuff >:O

lemme call in some professionals :3 @evilbeedle @evil-mido

[evil-malo]

That was…

The wrong ping..

But evil Mido told me you wanted to talk to me..

I can sell you the very same thing for…

*checks watch*

500 rupees…

Deal or no deal?

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

oh sorry lol-

uh... @mrheroexpert what price are you offering?

[mrheroexpert]

Usually it is 800

But because ypu are a Halloween Ghost and I like Halloween I'll give you the Very Reasonable price of 450!

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

that's almost half the original price!

DEAL! :D

[mrheroexpert]

Excellent!

Should you have need to use the insurance just let me know

[evil-malo]

You stole my customer… :(((

I am but a child running a shop :(((((((