evil minish

evil minish

[evil-minish]

its me

evil minish

[wild-linked-universe]

stackin this shit up like pokemon cards

[very-evil-four]

You won't be so happy about it when. My Evil Minish (minions)

[wild-linked-universe]

theyre the size of like ants fuck are they gonna do about it????

[very-evil-four]

Oh no, Evil Minish are tall, it's kind of a whole thing :)

[evil-minish]

I am in fact the tallest

I am much taller than you puny beings >:)

[evilwarriorss]

I Want To Try Moss.

[evil-minish]

It’s yummy you should try it

It has a nice nutty flavour

[nerdzanddadz]

Man I JUST got around to the whole “Evil Link” bit and I am endlessly entertained. There’s so many of them. They know each other. I have yet to see an evil Hyrule or Wind but there are TWO evil Fours. Dink has a bright counterpart. I feel like I’m watching a historical event unfold before my eyes

[evil-minish]

Im here

[rosaalee]

me reading the tags people put in my notifications

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

[evil-hyrule]

to the people interacting with me

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i dont think there was a period of my life that wasn't very mentally ill

[theeherooftime]

I second this on my end.

[luherooflegend]

People have periods where they aren't mentally ill?

[evil-minish]

yeah…

are you guys okay?

[luherooflegend]

Well I had a crisis and turned Evil

So...

[evil-minish]

valid

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

[evil-hyrule]

to the people interacting with me

[literal-legend-rabbit]

i dont think there was a period of my life that wasn't very mentally ill

[theeherooftime]

I second this on my end.

[luherooflegend]

People have periods where they aren't mentally ill?

[evil-minish]

yeah…

are you guys okay?

[gennysuga]

[bobasbag]

What have we done. Look where being evil has gotten us

[evil-minish]

SEE

we are useful and not weird

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evil-minish]

I have answered your call fellow evil

what seems to be the matter?

[the-real-evil-vio]

I have called so that I may give my fellow Evils a new weapon I've acquired...a spray bottle of salt water! It may not seem like much, but I've seen a few heroes run away from it.

...Don't try it on Wind, though...I already did and it was ineffective...he thought I was being a good guy.

[evil-minish]

Quite interesting

I shall try this weapon

[majorproblems77]

Wait why are their evil chain blogs now? What happened?

Are you guys hungry i can make cookies?

[evil-skyy]

I don't want your cookies.

[majorproblems77]

I...

I've never had anyone reject cookies before....

I dont know what to do?

I think im sad at this

[very-evil-four]

I will take you cookies

I never have enough cookies

[majorproblems77]

Now The real Sky has come through already so ive got lots of different ones for you all.

You have to share tho

[very-evil-four]

Making me share the cookies truly do be most evil

Fine

[evil-minish]

can i have cookies

[majorproblems77]

Can do! Would you like a small cookie so you can carry it? Or a big cookie?

[evil-minish]

Very large cookie

I am much larger than you scrawny beings

[majorproblems77]

Will do! But ill need some help lifting it! Its real heavy. :)

[evil-minish]

I shall help

Many thanks for this cookie

[majorproblems77]

Wait why are their evil chain blogs now? What happened?

Are you guys hungry i can make cookies?

[evil-skyy]

I don't want your cookies.

[majorproblems77]

I...

I've never had anyone reject cookies before....

I dont know what to do?

I think im sad at this

[very-evil-four]

I will take you cookies

I never have enough cookies

[majorproblems77]

Now The real Sky has come through already so ive got lots of different ones for you all.

You have to share tho

[very-evil-four]

Making me share the cookies truly do be most evil

Fine

[evil-minish]

can i have cookies

[majorproblems77]

Can do! Would you like a small cookie so you can carry it? Or a big cookie?

[evil-minish]

Very large cookie

I am much larger than you scrawny beings

[dallasthehomunculus]

I am extremely concerned in the recent rise of evil link sightings???? Where are the normal links? What caused such happenings? Are any of us safe??? I feel like either I’m going insane or there is a bigger conspiracy at play.

[evil-minish]

Ah yes definitely a bigger conspiracy

i dont know if youre safe

[emyrillis]

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

I just went to sleep wdym theres an EVIL EPONA????

[evil-minish]

>:]

[the-real-evil-vio]

*SLAMS BACK THROUGH THE DOOR*

I know I said I was going to go to bed, BUT- As I was about to evilly sleep-

THIS THOUGHT OCCURED TO ME

THAT IN SOME WAY

IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT LIKE THIS

JOJO PREDICTED THE EVIL OUTBREAK

Ok, that's all now. I can rest peacefully. Bye.

[evil-minish]

OUR PRESENCE HAS BEEN FORETOLD IN ANCIENT MURALS

[majorproblems77]

Wait why are their evil chain blogs now? What happened?

Are you guys hungry i can make cookies?

[evil-skyy]

I don't want your cookies.

[majorproblems77]

I...

I've never had anyone reject cookies before....

I dont know what to do?

I think im sad at this

[very-evil-four]

I will take you cookies

I never have enough cookies

[majorproblems77]

Now The real Sky has come through already so ive got lots of different ones for you all.

You have to share tho

[very-evil-four]

Making me share the cookies truly do be most evil

Fine

[evil-minish]

can i have cookies

[the-real-evil-vio]

Behold, mortals, a call to my fellow Evil brothers in the form of our Evil language, so no hero is able to intercept it...

Evil! Evil evil evil evil evil! EVIL! EVIL EVIL!

[evil-minish]

I have answered your call fellow evil

what seems to be the matter?