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[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[the-jade-palace]

[the-jade-palace]

[chirmartir]

CH

[rederiswrites]

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

[jackhawksmoor]

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

[rj-abacura]

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Be the rogue you want to see in the world.

[lefthandedkaos]

@theoutcastrogue

[awed-frog]

Yeah so this is the guy who tests the Ninja Warrior stuff. He’s like an Olympian of parkour, that’s why this looks so good.

[evil-sidekick]

Any words to your Big Brother???

Hey @herosucks759 can I eat your painting ? :D :D

[evil-sidekick]

Through confidential sources I have been made aware that you may be Super Villains adopted child. Any comments?

HE NEVER TOLD ME HE HAD A CHILD AND THAT THE CHILD WAS THE VILLAIN !! oh god what if my evil tendencies had made me betray villain he would have been a goner

[that-one-supervillain]

Will you be there for the wedding Villan is so set on making happen?

No. Unless Supervillain Jr. doesn't want me there. Then I'll make sure to be there.

[herosucks759]

i kinda want for you to come..i hate you...but..that would be really nice..dad..

[whumpy-drawings-and-stuff]

I... Fine, I might maybe possibly manage to be there... son...

[herosucks759]

also..i never really hated you

[that-one-supervillain]

And you might not be that much of a disappointment

[herosucks759]

father.....

[that-one-supervillain]

Son...

[evil-sidekick]

Aw www hey bro

[evil-sidekick]

I HAD A FEELING YOU WERE VILLAIN’S BROTHER, ARE YOU SUPERVILLAIN JR.2?????

NOOO !!! Don't you call me that !!! Supervillain never told anyone that I'm adopted !! I left them when I found out

[thewintersoldier]

#actual puppy will graham

[evil-sidekick]

How do you FEEL about your boss being the supervillain’s son?

:D :D :D I feel like I'm on cloud 9 . Villain being supervillain's son makes boss my brother !! I've always wanted a broooo and such a cool one !!!

(Psst don't tell anyone tis was me who called him supervillain Jr. When I found out )

[evil-sidekick]

May I know how you know Super villan ?

:)

*is definitely totally not trying to avoid the question *

How I KNOW supervillain ?!?! Buddy I just found out my dramatic boss is HIS SON !!

[herosucks759]

Im still bleeding here like

can yall hurry??????

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I am already dragging your fat ass around this damned maze of a villan layer. As your boyfriend to do something!!!

[herosucks759]

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM STILL BLEEDING

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Oh ok damn it!", I scream as I put Villan down and tear strips of cloth from their jacket. Bandaging Villan the best I can I mutter, 'Where the hell is @evil-sidekick when you need them".

@herosucks759

[evil-sidekick]

Yeah yeah I'm here y'all !! Sorry guys there was this one painting in the supervillain's hall with fruits and stuff .it was quite artsy and tasty and chewy and-- oh I mean I'm here lol .

Let's get going

[hotvillans-journalistex]

Ah, thank goodness you're here!!! Hold this idiot he is heavy. Villan is pretty out of it so be careful, he might try to stab you.

Now. Let's get out of this hell hole. What were you so late for btw???

:)

@herosucks759 @hero--official @evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

The chewy painting isn't a priority right now ! Villain Is !!!

Mkay Boss is pretty wounded and we gotta get them outta here . kay I'm gonna have to bridal carry them and try not to jostle them too much !! @hotvillans-journalistex follow and don't get left behind !!

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

"Can you fight?" the villain hissed looking at the sidekick

They looked young, most likely with no fighting experience. In normal situations they wouldn't put sidekicks this young, but this isn't a normal situation at all.

"Can you?"

[evil-sidekick]

"YES! " sidekick hissed back without thinking . "plus we're SNEAKING you out of here so I wouldn't worry about me knowing how to fight or not . " sidekick picked up the villain and villain let out a hiss of pain .

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I glance back at sidekick trying to carry Villan and pray to all the Gods I know that we make it out of here in one piece.

"Don't jostle him too much. And you follow me, because I'm the who doesn't get distracted. "

-> @evil-supervi

[herosucks759]

"Here take this,," the villain hissed as he reached for his knife.

"If supervillain catches up to us you're the only one who can actually slow them down. Take this knife and when you meet them.." the villain paused..

"i want you to stab them in the neck"

[leal-love-lace]

CAN YOU STOP PLANNING MURDER ATTEMPTS AND HURRY UP????

@herosucks759 @evil-sidekick @that-one-supervillain

[herosucks759]

"IM JUST SAYING" the villain screeched

[leal-love-lace]

"THEN DO IT WHEN WE ARE SAFE!!!" I screech back.

"Stupid supers" I grumble under my breath, "Should be grateful they are hot".

@that-one-supervillain continue

[that-one-supervillain]

You hear footsteps in the hallway, followed by a menacing chuckle. "Well well... What do we have here?"

They keep walking closer to the escapees. "I must say, you all are making too much noise."

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

The villain turned around staring at the supervillain.

"You look like shit" he tsked

[that-one-supervillain]

He laughed. "I'd say the same for you, but I see I was right."

He smirks, looking at Villain. "Blood does look good on you."

@herosucks759 @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Can this father son bonding moment turned creepy wait?", i ask as i see see sidekick sneaking something out of their pocket.

"I hope Hero gets here soon" is my last thought as Sidekick throws something at Supervillain and tells me to run.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

As soon as the journalist has run out of sight ! Sidekick looks back at supervillain .. They almost drop the half conscious villain but quickly regains balance !

"THAT'S the supervillain you wanted me to stab ?!?! "

[that-one-supervillain]

Supervillain glances at Sidekick. Their jaw almost drops as they recognize them, but they manage to keep their cool.

"Long time no see, Sidekick. What brings you here?"

[herosucks759]

"YOU...YOU KNOW THEM" the villain snarled at the sidekick.

@evil-sidekick @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I run around in the maze, till I come back to the same hall where Super Villain caught us.

But this time? They were the one trapped between me and sidekick and Villain but he is dead weight at this point

I take out a taser and nod at Sidekick who pretends not to see me, as I inch closed to Villain.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

Sidekick's senses are highly focused due the stakes ! They keep their gaze at the supervillain and hope to anyone that out there that the journalist take their shot !!!

@hotvillans-journalistex

[that-one-supervillain]

Supervillain hasn't realized that the Journalist is behind them. They're still surprised to see Sidekick there.

They take out a knife of their own and approach the Sidekick. "If you want a fight, you can have it."

@hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I walk carefully on the rubble covered ground, and get right behind the distracted Super Villan.

As they prepare to answer back to Sidekick, I rush forward and jam my taser at the slit above their collar, watching incredulously as they fold like a paper doll.

Everyone is thinking the same thing looking at the criminal on the floor. "Did that just happen?"

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

The villain just stood there staring at supervillains body on the floor that was folded like a bird origami before starting to laugh like a madman.

"HAHAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU OLD FUCK" he cackled,

"Oh God I love this, I absolutely love this" he wheezed before looking at the journalist

"And you?? You are fucking amazing you know that? " He smiled at her managing to stand on his feet now with the help of his sidekick but his happiness was shortlived cause he nearly fell.. again..

"Okay maybe i shouldnt do that..." he muttered

@evil-sidekick @hotvillans-journalistex

[evil-sidekick]

'Phew ' sidekick thought ! And gave a quick nod in the direction of @hotvillans-journalistex

as if to say 'good job' . Sidekick then gently grabbed villain before they could topple from the excitement of seeing supervillain get tased. It seems villain had forgotten about the sidekick knowing supervillain thingy .

" Let's get out of here before villain completely drains of blood , yeah ? "

@hotvillans-journalistex

[herosucks759]

Im still bleeding here like

can yall hurry??????

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I am already dragging your fat ass around this damned maze of a villan layer. As your boyfriend to do something!!!

[herosucks759]

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM STILL BLEEDING

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Oh ok damn it!", I scream as I put Villan down and tear strips of cloth from their jacket. Bandaging Villan the best I can I mutter, 'Where the hell is @evil-sidekick when you need them".

@herosucks759

[evil-sidekick]

Yeah yeah I'm here y'all !! Sorry guys there was this one painting in the supervillain's hall with fruits and stuff .it was quite artsy and tasty and chewy and-- oh I mean I'm here lol .

Let's get going

[hotvillans-journalistex]

Ah, thank goodness you're here!!! Hold this idiot he is heavy. Villan is pretty out of it so be careful, he might try to stab you.

Now. Let's get out of this hell hole. What were you so late for btw???

:)

@herosucks759 @hero--official @evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

The chewy painting isn't a priority right now ! Villain Is !!!

Mkay Boss is pretty wounded and we gotta get them outta here . kay I'm gonna have to bridal carry them and try not to jostle them too much !! @hotvillans-journalistex follow and don't get left behind !!

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

"Can you fight?" the villain hissed looking at the sidekick

They looked young, most likely with no fighting experience. In normal situations they wouldn't put sidekicks this young, but this isn't a normal situation at all.

"Can you?"

[evil-sidekick]

"YES! " sidekick hissed back without thinking . "plus we're SNEAKING you out of here so I wouldn't worry about me knowing how to fight or not . " sidekick picked up the villain and villain let out a hiss of pain .

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I glance back at sidekick trying to carry Villan and pray to all the Gods I know that we make it out of here in one piece.

"Don't jostle him too much. And you follow me, because I'm the who doesn't get distracted. "

-> @evil-supervi

[herosucks759]

"Here take this,," the villain hissed as he reached for his knife.

"If supervillain catches up to us you're the only one who can actually slow them down. Take this knife and when you meet them.." the villain paused..

"i want you to stab them in the neck"

[leal-love-lace]

CAN YOU STOP PLANNING MURDER ATTEMPTS AND HURRY UP????

@herosucks759 @evil-sidekick @that-one-supervillain

[herosucks759]

"IM JUST SAYING" the villain screeched

[leal-love-lace]

"THEN DO IT WHEN WE ARE SAFE!!!" I screech back.

"Stupid supers" I grumble under my breath, "Should be grateful they are hot".

@that-one-supervillain continue

[that-one-supervillain]

You hear footsteps in the hallway, followed by a menacing chuckle. "Well well... What do we have here?"

They keep walking closer to the escapees. "I must say, you all are making too much noise."

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

The villain turned around staring at the supervillain.

"You look like shit" he tsked

[that-one-supervillain]

He laughed. "I'd say the same for you, but I see I was right."

He smirks, looking at Villain. "Blood does look good on you."

@herosucks759 @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Can this father son bonding moment turned creepy wait?", i ask as i see see sidekick sneaking something out of their pocket.

"I hope Hero gets here soon" is my last thought as Sidekick throws something at Supervillain and tells me to run.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

As soon as the journalist has run out of sight ! Sidekick looks back at supervillain .. They almost drop the half conscious villain but quickly regains balance !

"THAT'S the supervillain you wanted me to stab ?!?! "

[that-one-supervillain]

Supervillain glances at Sidekick. Their jaw almost drops as they recognize them, but they manage to keep their cool.

"Long time no see, Sidekick. What brings you here?"

[herosucks759]

"YOU...YOU KNOW THEM" the villain snarled at the sidekick.

@evil-sidekick @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I run around in the maze, till I come back to the same hall where Super Villain caught us.

But this time? They were the one trapped between me and sidekick and Villain but he is dead weight at this point

I take out a taser and nod at Sidekick who pretends not to see me, as I inch closed to Villain.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

Sidekick's senses are highly focused due the stakes ! They keep their gaze at the supervillain and hope to anyone that out there that the journalist take their shot !!!

@hotvillans-journalistex

[herosucks759]

Im still bleeding here like

can yall hurry??????

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I am already dragging your fat ass around this damned maze of a villan layer. As your boyfriend to do something!!!

[herosucks759]

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM STILL BLEEDING

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Oh ok damn it!", I scream as I put Villan down and tear strips of cloth from their jacket. Bandaging Villan the best I can I mutter, 'Where the hell is @evil-sidekick when you need them".

@herosucks759

[evil-sidekick]

Yeah yeah I'm here y'all !! Sorry guys there was this one painting in the supervillain's hall with fruits and stuff .it was quite artsy and tasty and chewy and-- oh I mean I'm here lol .

Let's get going

[hotvillans-journalistex]

Ah, thank goodness you're here!!! Hold this idiot he is heavy. Villan is pretty out of it so be careful, he might try to stab you.

Now. Let's get out of this hell hole. What were you so late for btw???

:)

@herosucks759 @hero--official @evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

The chewy painting isn't a priority right now ! Villain Is !!!

Mkay Boss is pretty wounded and we gotta get them outta here . kay I'm gonna have to bridal carry them and try not to jostle them too much !! @hotvillans-journalistex follow and don't get left behind !!

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

"Can you fight?" the villain hissed looking at the sidekick

They looked young, most likely with no fighting experience. In normal situations they wouldn't put sidekicks this young, but this isn't a normal situation at all.

"Can you?"

[evil-sidekick]

"YES! " sidekick hissed back without thinking . "plus we're SNEAKING you out of here so I wouldn't worry about me knowing how to fight or not . " sidekick picked up the villain and villain let out a hiss of pain .

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I glance back at sidekick trying to carry Villan and pray to all the Gods I know that we make it out of here in one piece.

"Don't jostle him too much. And you follow me, because I'm the who doesn't get distracted. "

-> @evil-supervi

[herosucks759]

"Here take this,," the villain hissed as he reached for his knife.

"If supervillain catches up to us you're the only one who can actually slow them down. Take this knife and when you meet them.." the villain paused..

"i want you to stab them in the neck"

[leal-love-lace]

CAN YOU STOP PLANNING MURDER ATTEMPTS AND HURRY UP????

@herosucks759 @evil-sidekick @that-one-supervillain

[herosucks759]

"IM JUST SAYING" the villain screeched

[leal-love-lace]

"THEN DO IT WHEN WE ARE SAFE!!!" I screech back.

"Stupid supers" I grumble under my breath, "Should be grateful they are hot".

@that-one-supervillain continue

[that-one-supervillain]

You hear footsteps in the hallway, followed by a menacing chuckle. "Well well... What do we have here?"

They keep walking closer to the escapees. "I must say, you all are making too much noise."

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

The villain turned around staring at the supervillain.

"You look like shit" he tsked

[that-one-supervillain]

He laughed. "I'd say the same for you, but I see I was right."

He smirks, looking at Villain. "Blood does look good on you."

@herosucks759 @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Can this father son bonding moment turned creepy wait?", i ask as i see see sidekick sneaking something out of their pocket.

"I hope Hero gets here soon" is my last thought as Sidekick throws something at Supervillain and tells me to run.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

As soon as the journalist has run out of sight ! Sidekick looks back at supervillain .. They almost drop the half conscious villain but quickly regains balance !

"THAT'S the supervillain you wanted me to stab ?!?! "

[that-one-supervillain]

Supervillain glances at Sidekick. Their jaw almost drops as they recognize them, but they manage to keep their cool.

"Long time no see, Sidekick. What brings you here?"

[herosucks759]

"YOU...YOU KNOW THEM" the villain snarled at the sidekick.

@evil-sidekick @hotvillans-journalistex

[evil-sidekick]

Sidekick hesitates to answer but after a moment too long they finally nod .

"Yeah I know them " they mutter but don't let their guard down no matter who the opponent ! They've got a villain to save

@that one supervillain

[herosucks759]

Im still bleeding here like

can yall hurry??????

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I am already dragging your fat ass around this damned maze of a villan layer. As your boyfriend to do something!!!

[herosucks759]

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM STILL BLEEDING

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Oh ok damn it!", I scream as I put Villan down and tear strips of cloth from their jacket. Bandaging Villan the best I can I mutter, 'Where the hell is @evil-sidekick when you need them".

@herosucks759

[evil-sidekick]

Yeah yeah I'm here y'all !! Sorry guys there was this one painting in the supervillain's hall with fruits and stuff .it was quite artsy and tasty and chewy and-- oh I mean I'm here lol .

Let's get going

[hotvillans-journalistex]

Ah, thank goodness you're here!!! Hold this idiot he is heavy. Villan is pretty out of it so be careful, he might try to stab you.

Now. Let's get out of this hell hole. What were you so late for btw???

:)

@herosucks759 @hero--official @evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

The chewy painting isn't a priority right now ! Villain Is !!!

Mkay Boss is pretty wounded and we gotta get them outta here . kay I'm gonna have to bridal carry them and try not to jostle them too much !! @hotvillans-journalistex follow and don't get left behind !!

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

"Can you fight?" the villain hissed looking at the sidekick

They looked young, most likely with no fighting experience. In normal situations they wouldn't put sidekicks this young, but this isn't a normal situation at all.

"Can you?"

[evil-sidekick]

"YES! " sidekick hissed back without thinking . "plus we're SNEAKING you out of here so I wouldn't worry about me knowing how to fight or not . " sidekick picked up the villain and villain let out a hiss of pain .

[hotvillans-journalistex]

I glance back at sidekick trying to carry Villan and pray to all the Gods I know that we make it out of here in one piece.

"Don't jostle him too much. And you follow me, because I'm the who doesn't get distracted. "

-> @evil-supervi

[herosucks759]

"Here take this,," the villain hissed as he reached for his knife.

"If supervillain catches up to us you're the only one who can actually slow them down. Take this knife and when you meet them.." the villain paused..

"i want you to stab them in the neck"

[leal-love-lace]

CAN YOU STOP PLANNING MURDER ATTEMPTS AND HURRY UP????

@herosucks759 @evil-sidekick @that-one-supervillain

[herosucks759]

"IM JUST SAYING" the villain screeched

[leal-love-lace]

"THEN DO IT WHEN WE ARE SAFE!!!" I screech back.

"Stupid supers" I grumble under my breath, "Should be grateful they are hot".

@that-one-supervillain continue

[that-one-supervillain]

You hear footsteps in the hallway, followed by a menacing chuckle. "Well well... What do we have here?"

They keep walking closer to the escapees. "I must say, you all are making too much noise."

@herosucks759

[herosucks759]

The villain turned around staring at the supervillain.

"You look like shit" he tsked

[that-one-supervillain]

He laughed. "I'd say the same for you, but I see I was right."

He smirks, looking at Villain. "Blood does look good on you."

@herosucks759 @hotvillans-journalistex

[hotvillans-journalistex]

"Can this father son bonding moment turned creepy wait?", i ask as i see see sidekick sneaking something out of their pocket.

"I hope Hero gets here soon" is my last thought as Sidekick throws something at Supervillain and tells me to run.

@evil-sidekick

[evil-sidekick]

As soon as the journalist has run out of sight ! Sidekick looks back at supervillain .. They almost drop the half conscious villain but quickly regains balance !

"THAT'S the supervillain you wanted me to stab ?!?! "

[isaidan]

[evil-sidekick]

Most importantly.

Do you ship Hero x Villain?

Hey tone it down or else the boss might hear me ( psst I ship them so hard they have such an awesome dynamic plus the drama hfjdfjjdjfjdjf )

[evil-sidekick]

How come you were so late to the rescue?

Supervillain has got a very complex maze like place so yeah I got there late but better late than never amiri8? :D

[evil-sidekick]

What is your relationship with Villan?

Villain just recruited me and I think he's suspicious of me for some reason idk !! As for relationship lmao oo I always wanted to do evil stuff lol and secret lairs are my JAM !!