#yummmm

[cleravoyance]

clingy mornings (and boyfriends)

warning: slightly(???) freaky byler (but not really!)

[orangeyellowberry]

jack and robby being together for so long before meeting dennis that they’re like a freaky type of in sync with each other.

robby helps jack into his prosthetic in the morning before the two share a little peck. they lean over to dennis at the same time and have to rock paper scissors to decide who gets to make out with him first.

the three of them are at the bathroom sink in the morning and the two of them spit at the same time, then hand off the same hair pomade and do the same number of passes through their hands.

jack skillfully cooks the eggs while robby tries not to burn the toast and they move around each other artfully, with precision. dennis just sits at the barstool and watches wistfully.

they pack dennis’ lunch with the same silent knowledge of each other; jack will grab the fun snack and robby will grab the veggie. The two draw matching smiley faces on a post it and stick it in top of the zip lock bag covering the sandwich robby cut into halves.

and the sex, god the sex. they don’t even need to speak to know when one should pull out and the other should start fucking dennis.

the two work as one to pleasure dennis, no need to stop and fix anything, one of them always tending to the others needs.

dennis has the best orgasms of his life with the pair after one long consent conversation and the power of their shared brains.

yeah dennis could get used to this.

[keeryonfilm]

i know dada …

[secondstar-acorn]

monkey d luffy is the most aroace character ever to me which makes his dynamic with zoro even better bc like What Is That. nonsexual dog on a leash. platonic bloodlust devotion. makes me aleshit i wanta chew smth about it

[j4ckr4bbits]

i see a lot about jealous!sammy but what about jealous/possessive reader… reader who doesn’t like sharing her Sammy, married man or not ! the divorce proceedings are starting soon anyways, so it’s okay to mark her territory a little right ?

mhm mhm makes complete sense to me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

you leaves hickies all over his neck, shoulders, and chest, cause he's your man now! and it's not like tammi's gonna see them anyways, cause they are NOT fucking, but you make sure to leave some on his inner thighs while you're down there :3 he's just so squishable and suckable, who could blame you for wanting to take a couple bites?

when the guys at the station see him marked up in the showers, they wolf-whistle and go, "thought you were getting a divorce, bryant? get cold feet?" and sammy can't quite explain the overlap without sounding like an asshole (and revealing that he got cheated on first), so he just tells them to shut the fuck up

making sure he smells like your perfume before he leaves your place 😵‍💫 smearing your lipstick all over the collars of his shirt 😵‍💫😵‍💫 buying him ties so he only wears the ones you picked out for him 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[gr1ll3d-ch33s3]

CHAT HEAR THIS OUT‼️‼️

[thefavoritechild]

[cazeeee]

She's so bratty here and why are THOSE bouncy🫪. LEMME SQUEEZE AND-