marlene mckinnon’s #1 fan

secret marauders side acc of @illegal-merc probably screaming about sirius black or the hunger games

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a long overdue intro post!!

✯ my name is anna

✯ she/they or whatever fits the bit

✯ proud asexual lesbian

✯ american (fuck trump)

✯ likes and follows from @illegal-merc (it’s an f1 reference)

✯ this is a marauders blog but FUCK JKR and her transphobic and homophobic and racist opinions

✯ apparently this also a hunger games blog now so we’ll see how long this lasts 🤷‍♀️

✯ professional marlene mckinnon and sirius black and peter pettigrew kin

✯ also i write now apparently so here are my fics:

✯ more than a feeling - season 3 henclair are left with only each other as their friends are preoccupied with other things and a romance blooms (also features elmax and byler sideplots)

✯ like real people do - gilderat fake dating gone wrong? (or gone very right)

✯ resident binglefuck historian he is my fucked up creature son

✯ other interests/favorites besides marauders: THE HUNGER GAMES, yellowjackets, everything sucks!, paramore, conan gray, f1, indycar, zoology, stranger things, the knives out movies, the indigo girls, glee, fleetwood mac, queen, musical theater

✯ i also have a stranger things/byler blog if you gaf @california-sweetiepie

✯ obviously i can’t make this intro without a shoutout to my bsf who literally got me into marauders and came up w my name and made the moodboard at the top of my intro @istillwishforyouateleveneleven <3

✯ i’m also probably screaming w @rara3swhimsy she’s my twin fr im sorry for the inevitable spam w her

✯ also shoutout to my actual biological twin (trust me bro) @silvert4bby

✯ this blog is usually just fandom stuff but occasionally i’ll yap about random shit and that’s tagged with #anna’s bullshit

✯ my dms and inbox are always open :) i’m pretty good at responding to asks quickly but im lwk bad abt my dms

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wait what is your cracker barrel anon lore

ok so like a month ago i was doing this ask game that was like “send in your anonymous hcs of me and ill confirm or deny” and someone sent me one saying and i quote “my hc is you go to cracker barrel a lot. trust me on this one, you give the vibe (in a good way)” and now it’s become a thing of them occasionally randomly harassing me about cracker barrel

guys i am not a cracker barrel enjoyer i have not eaten at a cracker barrel in like a year

[raineyartandstars]

Marylene who switched styles as they got older

Marlene was a super feminine young girl and loved dresses and pink and skirts, but her disliking pink phase never passed (GUYS IT WAS NEVER ABOUT PINK)

Mary who loved boyish things and clothing but slowly became more feminine because she was already bullied for being a “chubby kid” and the new style really built her confidence

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YES YES YES HYPER FEMININE BABY MARLENE TO GNC YESSSS

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im not revealing who i am im having too much fun

-cracker barrel anon

cracker barrel of fear and despair

[rablovergirl]

Marylene confession happens in the bathroom at a party. Marlene is chatting up another girl. She's leaning against the wall, leaving enough room for the girl to stand between her legs and she has her hands on the girl's waist. Mary can't take another woman that isn't her being in Marlene's arms.

So, she "accidentally" spills vodka on Marlene's shirt and storms off to the bathroom, Marlene following quickly behind. Mary is so angry and yet she still helps Marlene soak her shirt in the sink.

But then Marlene is in her sports bra and asking her why the fuck she poured vodka on her clothes. She's so hot, it's not fair. It makes her sick to her stomach, all of it. Marlene with other girls, her feelings for Marlene, the way Marlene is looking at her. It all tumbles put of her drunken mouth and all of a sudden she's on the bathroom counter and Marlene is kissing her.

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maybe hot take but rita being a beetle is cunty as fuck like her ass is SHINY and ik bellatrix loves it

[cosmicdinonugget]

famous wolfstar au but it’s just matt damon and ben affleck

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guys do not get a job it will interfere with your ability to nap freely

[wishiwerefarkle]

“pain’s like cold water, your brain just gets used to it” but it’s sirius black whose hands used to constantly be numb due to his mother

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What's your opinion on goth dorcas?

And if you had to choose between goth dorcas and punk dorcas what would you choose?

:P

goth dorcas goth dorcas goth dorcas

i need thatttt

i love it i think it’s awesome i think i would do unspeakable things for goth dorcas meadowes

[symbolicdream]

remus lupin dyeing his hair to look like david bowie 100% canon!!!!!!!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

the concept of not gay evan rosier is my sleep paralysis demon PLEAAAASE

HES A HOMO

AND HES TALL

HE IS GAY AND TALL

[em0tionallymotionsick]

when i say gay i mean like

gay

not just queer

gay like homosexual like he only likes guys

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

MARLENE MCKINNON RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

she can do wtv she wants to me and id thank her

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

sweet, wonderful mary💗

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

hiiiiiiiii

omfgggggggg

its been

sooooooooooooooooooooo longggg

howve u been

bald james bald james bald jaes

:)

you are NOT subtle @7975348473

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@7975348473 THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE BALD JAMES CYBERBULLYING CRUSADE

[peterpettigrewismyhomeboy]

the sorta stuff sybill would show peter to prove that hes perfect just the way he is (because he is perfect and amazing)

I JUST PUT MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH THATS SO CUTE 😭💞

Yes she would be the sweetest with little things like that and it genuinely makes him feel sm better about himself 🥰

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remember that one time i harassed you (sent 2 asks) about a popular chain restaurant??

good times

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CRACKER BARREL ANON