Pathetic Little Man

Hi I'm El, 28, they/them. I follow from funfettiheart! Mainly a Batman fan with very normal feelings. Made an insane amount of OCs based in the DC universe and if u ask me about them I'll scream. If you'd like to comission me please DM me!

[hannrum]

Obligatory swimsuit drawing

[evilaccountant]

Happy birthday to Ed 💚

[radioactive-roze]

"He's so incel core!!! He's such an incel lol!!!"

Hey, so, we all know that there's a big difference between being an incel and being a "middle aged man with autism, OCD, crippling anxiety, and/or a genuine disdain for most people due to being mistreated, causing him to mainly seek out validation online", right? Like, the only reason I think you could even connect those two is the "man" thing and the "chronically online" thing, and even then that doesn't automatically mean incel. Like, we know that incels are sexist, perverted homophobes who are usually attracted to other terrible topics and opinions, right? Right?

[femriddler]

<?> are you nobody too?

[evilaccountant]

It was his friggin birthday on Monday 💚

[evilaccountant]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD NASHTON!!

[thebatmansource]

Official 'Camera Test' Teaser THE BATMAN: PART II (2028) dir. Matt Reeves

[maezanilla]

Mock Absolute Batman cover I did months ago for the fun of it!

[evilaccountant]

Man I love how much Batman hates magic. It's so funny to me

[funfetti-art]

Wish me luck!

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

I have very large dogs. Occasionally I am doing something like grabbing them by the collar or sticking my fingers in their mouth, and I have the realization that this dog is Letting Me Do This. If they wanted to, those teeth could break my bones. I've seen these dogs fight to protect their flock and win. I would easily lose if they chose to turn on me.

Yet I don't think twice about prying one of my dog's jaws open to make them take their medication (just eat it when it's in the hot dog, Obi, ffs).

I like to imagine Bruce has regular realizations like this around Clark. He's reaching out and guiding Clark in a direction. He's grabbing a violently angry Clark by the shoulders to tell him to calm down. He's putting himself in Clark's space regularly, touching him, commanding him, arguing with him.

Bruce does something like grab Clark's arm to stop him from chasing after some villain and only afterwards realizes that Clark could have snapped his wrist like a dry twig. Bruce pushes him to sit down when he's injured and Clark just goes, even though Bruce watched him take an entire rocket to the chest without budging not a half-hour ago. Bruce prods at a bleeding gash and Clark just makes an unhappy sound and pouts at him instead of knocking the other man into next Sunday.

Clark lets him do it.

Bruce is allowed the utter audacity to push around one of the most powerful beings on the planet by virtue of pure fondness. He takes it for granted far too often, but once in a while he stops and has a moment of pure clarity where he realizes just how lucky he is.

[stellalights]

need them in a movie together NOW

[siseinosumi]

[anticcque]

David Corenswet as Superman / Clark Kent in recent clip from Supergirl (2026), dir. Craig Gillespie

[isotopic09]

I was supposed to post this yesterday oops

For context I never draw men like ever so this month for me is Just Guys June! I’ll draw a different dude everyday and im not allowed to draw women for the rest of the month. Today’s victim is The Riddler from The Batman (2022). This technically yesterdays post so I’ll draw another one later today for “day 2”

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[redcurrantpuff]

He's smiling somewhere underneath that cape 🫢

[jokeb0i-art]

Mizz. Harleen Francis Quinn