EVIL Elder Price

i am EVIL Elder Price and I HATE orlando.

[evilelderprice]

Hello! My name is Elder Price and I would love to-...

nah fuck that shit

WASSUP FUCKERS. My names Elder Price, but I am EVIL. With me we do NOT turn it off, in fact we turn it ON. AND I HATE ORLANDO. It is so stupid and over fucking rated, do NOT get the hype.

I hate nice things and I LOVED going to uganda! My favorite part when being assigned was going there and NOT orlando, would've been mad asf if it was orlando... I HATE ORLANDO. DID YOU KNOW THAT? Okay. anyways.

Uhm. He/it, mainly it/itself and I am VERY VERY GAY. I LOVE MEN !

LATER NERDS!!!!!!!

dope pic of me btw

I also .... sometimes. Let my idiotic friends EVIL McKinley and EVIL Cunningham.. plus some others. Post here sometimes since they are too lazy to make their own blogs, pathetic....

Pictures of them too I guess... AND ME >:]

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HI. THIS IS @planetsarecoolio. And this is literally just the result of me being silly and not knowing who to rp as, so im being evil... everything i say on here is for sillies only and playfully hateful, do NOT take it to heart its just the character </3 :3333333 I also want to mention heavily based off this one south park song (this blog is supposed to just be funny I do NOT take myself seriously)

also I'm. 99%, sure, I'm just lowkey making this a whole au. I'm having fun :3

[evilelderprice]

Where arth thou, thou is missing out on things

Thou is about to take a major break from life.

[evilelderprice]

I don't think you're evil, evil Elder Price.

Are you flirting with me orrr...

[elderconnor-mckinley]

“Hey, Con, want to watch a movie together later tonight? Maybe after dinner?”

”yeah! Yeah- that’d be great.. maybe in your room? With the door closed .. what movie where you thinking?”

[elder-kevinprice]

“Sure! ..And locked.. I was thinking some nice rom coms, like Jerry Maguire, 10 Things I hate About You, Legally Blonde, The kissing booth movies…or maybe some classics? Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Indiana Jones movies, or Die Hard?

I’m honestly fine with whatever you want to watch.”

[evilelderprice]

not even trying to be evil, kissing booth movies suck ass you have horrifying taste </3

[elder-kevinprice]

“That’s what makes watching it all the better!”

[evilelderprice]

i fucking hate you btw.

ooc - i had reposted this on my main on accidnet

[eldergrant-young]

I see that there's a lot of drama in the Uganda region so me and Grant are gonna show you all how we like too pipe down after an argument 💕💕💕

*Elder grant pulls out a guitar*

[evilelderprice]

This could go two ways...

[elderconnor-mckinley]

“Hey, Con, want to watch a movie together later tonight? Maybe after dinner?”

”yeah! Yeah- that’d be great.. maybe in your room? With the door closed .. what movie where you thinking?”

[elder-kevinprice]

“Sure! ..And locked.. I was thinking some nice rom coms, like Jerry Maguire, 10 Things I hate About You, Legally Blonde, The kissing booth movies…or maybe some classics? Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Indiana Jones movies, or Die Hard?

I’m honestly fine with whatever you want to watch.”

[evilelderprice]

not even trying to be evil, kissing booth movies suck ass you have horrifying taste </3

[evilelderprice]

Are you and evil McKinley gay for eachother >:)

I'd say we are. Although im.. not sure what he thinks of us.. consindering everytime I show love he shoves me away.

Meanwhile...

MAKE THEM STOP ASKINGGGGGGGG!

[elder-neeley]

Congratulations on the triplets! crossing my fingers that one is a boy!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? I CANNOT EVEN GET PREGNANT! I HAVE PROOF, BUT IM NOT GONNA SHOW YOU IT.

[doctor-gotswana]

Elder, do you need me to check this? I can make sure you are not actually pregnant with triplets and give you some proof

No guarantee that you arnt pregnant though, it could happen!

[elder-neeley]

Wait can it? I mean… you’re the doctor. WHAT IF I AM PREGNANT? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh…

Do you really think that’s even possible? It can’t be! Have you been to med school?

[evilelderprice]

Oooooooo.... you're pregnant manifesting this oooOOOOOOooooOoooo

[elder-neeley]

That is what the doctor thinks… well now I want babiess anyways, so your dumb evilness didn’t even work!

[evilelderprice]

Oh.

Uh.

OOOOO YOU'LL BE A HORRIBLE FATHER OoOoOoOOoo!

[elder-neeley]

FRICK YOU!! I WILL BE A REALLY NICE DAD AND ILL LOVE MY BABIES AND WE’LL BE A SUPER HEALTHY FAMILY!

Ooc: man I was lowkey worried evil elder price was gonna pull out a miscarriage joke

[evilelderprice]

Uh huh....... OK sure

Ooc - LMFAO I wouldn't go that far with jokes

[elder-neeley]

Congratulations on the triplets! crossing my fingers that one is a boy!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? I CANNOT EVEN GET PREGNANT! I HAVE PROOF, BUT IM NOT GONNA SHOW YOU IT.

[doctor-gotswana]

Elder, do you need me to check this? I can make sure you are not actually pregnant with triplets and give you some proof

No guarantee that you arnt pregnant though, it could happen!

[elder-neeley]

Wait can it? I mean… you’re the doctor. WHAT IF I AM PREGNANT? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh…

Do you really think that’s even possible? It can’t be! Have you been to med school?

[evilelderprice]

Oooooooo.... you're pregnant manifesting this oooOOOOOOooooOoooo

[elder-neeley]

That is what the doctor thinks… well now I want babiess anyways, so your dumb evilness didn’t even work!

[evilelderprice]

Oh.

Uh.

OOOOO YOU'LL BE A HORRIBLE FATHER OoOoOoOOoo!

[elder-neeley]

Congratulations on the triplets! crossing my fingers that one is a boy!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? I CANNOT EVEN GET PREGNANT! I HAVE PROOF, BUT IM NOT GONNA SHOW YOU IT.

[doctor-gotswana]

Elder, do you need me to check this? I can make sure you are not actually pregnant with triplets and give you some proof

No guarantee that you arnt pregnant though, it could happen!

[elder-neeley]

Wait can it? I mean… you’re the doctor. WHAT IF I AM PREGNANT? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh…

Do you really think that’s even possible? It can’t be! Have you been to med school?

[evilelderprice]

Oooooooo.... you're pregnant manifesting this oooOOOOOOooooOoooo

[evilelderprice]

What animals do you HAVE in hell? Giraffes?

Your mom

Anyways.. We have insects if that counts, mosquitos and flies specifically.. I have never seen any animals though...

[evilelderprice]

Heya :3 love bird, do yall have peacocks in hell? I need to know before I get there.

Peacocks is quite an... interesting bird to ask about... but no, unfortunately we do not have much animals here, I would love if we did, could really use some company right now.

Also, why do you wanna come here in the first place?

[elder-kevinprice]

who is the book of mormon? who is africa?

“Well the Book of Mormon is a book originally some golden plates that had buried long ago by Mormon’s son; Moroni. A prophet thousands of year later, in the great year of 1823, found the plates and turned them into a book that preaches the third testament of God! However…We more so follow the Book of Arnold now, I guess.

And Africa is a continent…”

[evilelderprice]

Naaaah really?

[evilelderprice]

I NEED A PIECE OF THAT ASS WHITE BOY RAW, FERAL, CAN BE HEARD 2 TOWNS OVER, SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM INDUCING 👅👅👅👅👅👅 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

(I giggled at this last night)

[evilelderprice]

Hey you little pussyfart boy.

[evilelderprice]

i heard a rumor that you love orlando evil kevin price can you confirm

[elder-kevinprice]

“I finally get to spend some time with my pal! We’re going to be watching the first Star Wars movie. He might have to re-explain the plot to me…”

[evilelderprice]

Hey. Let me join that's. Like. My bestie. Basically. Also cause you're too boring to hang out without me.

[elder-kevinprice]

“No. This is his and my time, just us two, no one else. And i’m not that boring..”

[evilelderprice]

Ehhhhh.... no, no you're boring NOW LEMME JOIN at least in secret.... wait. I just realized you don't get to control me yeah I'm joining ✌️🥹

[elder-kevinprice]

“You’re not joining. I don’t care if I “don’t control you”. I’m not putting up with your bull shit.”

[evilelderprice]

Ok so. When the HELL did the character arc start... okay well idc I'm joining anyways and that's final no butting queer boy

[elder-kevinprice]

“NO. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU MUMPSIMUS!”

[evilelderprice]

...what's a mumpsimus...?

[elder-kevinprice]

“Yeah, don’t interact with me if you don’t know a few big words, you nitwit.”

[evilelderprice]

You fucking Ignoramus. Think you're tough shit now or something. You're STILL a fucking sensitive little bitch who holds himself up high high so he doesn't have to be confronted by his flaws... oh well!

[elder-kevinprice]

“So what if I’m sensitive? I may have my bad times, my flaws, but at least my sensitivity gives me a grain of empathy. You’re just an apathetic asshole. You’re truly the selfish one.”

[evilelderprice]

Dude wtf is happening...? Am I in the wrong universe what the actual fuck? Fuck you I have feelings as well? Okay whatever idc I'll be back eventually...