EVILER THAN EVER wizard

You thought I was gone, did you? Well I come back. Stronger than ever. FEAR ME

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[i-am-sobao]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

Always remember to have a healthy environment big enough to sustain your hydra. And always, always keep an eye on it! By having it as an outdoor pet, free to roam the lands, not only are you risking it being harmed by passerby adventurers looking for more glory to their name, but it can also significantly damage the village peasant ecosystem.

[insufferablecoolkid]

my cloak bro where is my cloak and my wizard hat dude im in a dire situation i need my fucking wand and wizard hat

[c4ligulas-aquar1um]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"Egads! You have LOST THEM?! My, that is EXACTLY why you must keep such necessities with you at all times! And, perhaps, that is also why I always shower and sleep with my hat, cloak and wand on. Don't be so foolish to lose them!"

[eyebrowswillwood]

I made a thing.

(Thoughts and tags undercut.)

Okay. So I wanted to draw even more woodlings but I lost motivation so I decided to post what I got done so far. I may or may not continue and later on post even more. If I get motivation again, I will. I actually missed out drawing some cool designs like Agressive Neutrality. Adding up, I started this before the war came back and so now we got even more woodlings which I may or may not draw in the future.

Anyhow, I'm going to try to tag everyone to their main blog if I can find it.

Also, if any of you got your woodling in art fight maybe share your user so I can go and maybe attack you with this and something else.

Bald Will Wood -> @screaming-rocks

Hair Will Wood -> @frogsdeservecereal + @screaming-rocks

Love Me Normally Will Wood's Hat -> @the-ballad-of-dr-jekyll

Hat Will Wood -> @leave-a-l1ght-on

Rat Will Wood -> @ribcagedotmp3

Will Wood's Luscious Locks -> @xhypiseepyx

Meow Will Wood -> @meowwillwood (I can't find their main)

Woof Will Wood -> @befuddlednettle

Emo Will Wood -> @thatisaloaf

Willsune Woodku -> @willsune-woodku-39 (I can't find their main)

Eviler Wizard Will Wood -> @hws-scotland-enthusiast

Jimmy Mushrooms -> @silly-filly

Liminal Will Wood -> @wood-glue-taboo

Divorced Civilian -> @divorcedbasil

Rob Will Wood -> @theultimaterewatcher

Hawley Will Wood -> @hawley-will-wood (I can't find their main)

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[i-am-sobao]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

“What a respectable fellow wizard! My, I have not seen this type of magic before. It’d be quite handy to learn from this.. Duck tape wizard, was it? Yes, I shall study thine art of the tape!”

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"I conclude that something has gone wrong. I am yet to master the art of the tape."

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[i-am-sobao]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"What a respectable fellow wizard! My, I have not seen this type of magic before. It'd be quite handy to learn from this.. Duck tape wizard, was it? Yes, I shall study thine art of the tape!"

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

..hello evil wizard! um, i know we discussed me staying with you, is that still okay?

-willwoodslusciouslockspt2

"Why yes, indubitably. My tower is ever so spacious, and I know for certain I could clear off a room for you, old friend. Just.. Mind the potions, will you? I seem to have a bad habit of not labelling them, however I can say most of them would carry quite awful consequences if they were to be broken."

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

do you like politics.

@iwatchstuffonce

"Why of course. I used to be quite passionate about my views, and had been quite.. aggressive about supporting hair. Nowadays I've cooled down in that field, you could say. I wouldn't call it neutrality, no.. I have my own views."

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

um..hello, evil wizard! how-uh- how have you been?

-locks

"Ah.. old friend.. it's been a while, hasn't it? I notice you look a bit.. different. But no matter. How about I invite you over to my tower some time?"

( @xhypiseepyx , tagging your main bcs I forgot locks' url, sorry 😭 uhh reason I'm late is explained in one of my latest posts)

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"Do not ever question what powerful wizards are doing. This, you see, is a beautifully executed spell. Even safety equipment! Something most of us barely take in mind, isn't it? And who cares about the money, am I right."

[caitlin-sunshine]

Hi hello !! Uhh it's been a while,, explanation, i did indeed go on a hiatus without warning, but don't worry everything is alright with me!! I just go through phases were social media really overwhelms me, sorry 😭

so these next few days I'll try answering my asks (drawing requests will come a bit later), and this does include strawpage gimmicks and Evil Wizard's blog!! Warning though, these will most likely be very outdated as I haven't really been following the current WillWorld lore either

Anways I'm glad to be back !! Hope to not dissapoint!!!

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

Oh, eviler wizard. Although it is quite irrelevant these days, might I ask if that hair of yours is real? Do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? When will you wear wigs?

"Huh? What an interesting question.. fine then, I'll amuse you for a bit! Well my hair is very really in fact. And I am quite proud of it. I.. [cough] may have had to dye it to avoid greying.. Wait, don't you dare tell that to anyone. Be aware I can in fact curse you if you were to turn on me.

Now then, wigs.. I've never quite thought about using them, but I assume I am not opposed to the idea.

Now is that a good enough anwser to you?"

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

𝓹𝓼𝓱 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮- 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓭𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶-𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓘 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓲𝓷𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓾𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓰𝓮-

𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓻 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓭𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭

𝓘𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓰𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼? 𝓢𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓼𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓶𝔂? 𝓘 𝓹𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭....

-𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾

"What?! Nonsense! How dare you insult me in this way! You have not even seen my true power yet. Do not speak so boldly. A henchman and an army is purely just.. another extra step. I am far greater than you could ever know!!"

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"Gah!! Curse these merchants.. They'll do anything to trick you into buying their overpriced wares. Just the other day I bought an enchanted crystal geode which I had needed for a spell. Turns out it was a mere replica made for 'decor'. Treachery! They should've stated that clearer!"

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽...

𝓦𝓱𝔂 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼? 𝓓𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓹 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮 "𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭" 𝔀𝓪𝔂?

-𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭

"Why, you--"

[Evil Wizard looks a bit shaken by these words, his confidence crumbling for a split moment. He clears his throat.]

"Foolish.. I have attenpted to study the 'hard' way for far too long. I have learned that.. Some levels of power simply cannot be achieved this way. You too shall understand one day."

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[i-am-sobao]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"My, how magnificent!! These robes are exquisite! I have indeed heard that these kinds of robes have been in fashion.. What? A wizard wants to look glamorous too, right?"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He can't boop us all!

[i-am-sobao]

@eviler-wizard-will-wood

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

"It took five great wizards to restrain the grand beast.. The five reached such a magnificent power, it's almost incomprehensible to humanity. My, just the thought gives me chills.. This power must never be harboured again, least the foul beast roams free once more. Otherwise, it could shatter the earth to it's core."

[eviler-wizard-will-wood]

I, too am i feller of science . and . discovery

when i heal, i will share with you the fruits of my labors over these many years . you will have plenty of henchmen . .

"Ah, excellent! Splendid! Well then, I see we truly can make an agreement. Then I shall prepare for your returning."