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evilestmonkey • they/he• i have branding now • this blog is transmascline af

[evilestmonkey]

intro post (last edited: 6/5/26)

sup i’m evilestmonkey i use he/they and i’m a guy i just reblog a bunch of shit here occasionally i say my own stuff i dont rlly post anything specific here i'm here for shits and giggles mainly

no dni but i block so freely and often and i fucking love doing it also i've a tranny so if ur transphobic in any capacity (idc if there are exceptions in ur rules) chances are ur getting blocked

Askbox ettiquette: you can always send asks and whatever i'm also big into movies and alt music (any kind i'm so down) so recs are always welcome

some nsfw but thats mainly forcemasc shit (my beloved) but u've been warned also like no interacting with me sexually dont hit on me please and thank u we dont know each other

tags:

#evilestmonkey for original posts

#cravings self-explanatory

idk i dont rlly have a tagging system so if i dont know how to tag i'll just say evilestmonkey and hit post (i'm always always posting shit from my drafts)

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[spookshollow]

[ftmsimonriley]

i just know jack is so very annoying in domestic life. robby refuses to shower with him after the umpteenth time he's turned his back on him once he gets out, only to have that asshole wind up a towel to snap it against his ass like every other stereotypical jock.

after robby gets up first thing in the morning, when he's half-leaning, half-slumped over the kitchen counter while stirring sugar into his coffee, jack makes it his mission to sneak up on him to then promptly shove his ice cold fingers up the front of his shirt, hugging him tightly to hold him in place while robby yelps and squirms. more than a few cups of coffee have been spilled because of this.

sometimes he'll see robby kicked back on the couch, face so serious with his reading glasses on, typing away on his laptop and he gives in to his impulsive thoughts and hurries over to lick a long, not very sexy, stripe up the side of his face. robby does not know a moment of peace but he's never felt more loved.

[sailorbrazil]

Its disease friday

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

Skinny legend

[daftpatience]

i drew chell's mouth because i didn't want it moving, but the only voice i was able to produce that was far enough away from a voice that it didnt register to me makes it sound like she is absolutely shidding and farding her pants

[iamnochu]

Thanatos from Hades.

Picked the game back up after 2 years, and it's been soo fun (˶' ꒳ '˶)

[pissvortex]

[fredersen]

[ambipom]

[vcb]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[gammelgaedda]

shirts that will give the pod matriarch a heart attack

[the-future-is-chrome]

goofy goober

[the-future-is-chrome]

banished to the pony town dimension

[the-future-is-chrome]

hhrrrhgghgg i'll finish shading this later

[the-future-is-chrome]

green thing in blankets yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy