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[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

I'm gay. take me

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah, you still gotta kill The Orange Fuck of USA

Gimme Matt Bomer or something

[killer-offical]

but why. am i not gay enough. do i need to makeout with a guy to prove it.

i don't have matt bomer, isn't exactly something i can carry in my pocket

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I gave the reason.

Matt Bomer is a hot guy.

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

What about poisoning the water supply with poison that kills people

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah not my style

I make the gay chemicals

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Ah, That's okay I can make the murder kind of poison

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Isn't that the job of @murderpoisongirl

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

I'm gay. take me

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah, you still gotta kill The Orange Fuck of USA

Gimme Matt Bomer or something

[killer-offical]

but why. am i not gay enough. do i need to makeout with a guy to prove it.

i don't have matt bomer, isn't exactly something i can carry in my pocket

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I gave the reason.

Matt Bomer is a hot guy.

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

What about poisoning the water supply with poison that kills people

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah not my style

I make the gay chemicals

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

French bread <3

What bread?

I didn't cach that first part.

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

pain français

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What?

I dont understand what you just said and it scares me.

Please keep whatever that cursed tongue away from me!

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

ce qui est faux?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

STAY AWAY FROM ME DAMON!

[flowery-the-flower-offical]

Je ne suis pas un démon...

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

STOP! I dont know if you are summoning fellow demons but I must insist that you cease speaking that infernal Language!

[the-color-purple-offical]

¿Y espanol?

morondo tu encanta

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Spanish is fine.

I just cant understand that... whatever it is.

[the-color-purple-offical]

Idk French

I’d help you understand it better but I barely do

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Idk what?

I don't cach that 2nd word...

[the-color-purple-offical]

French?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... I have no idea what you just said.

Why cant I understand what you just said?

[the-color-purple-offical]

FRENCH

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

DONT YELL IT AT ME!

your scaring me! Evry time you say whatever that is, I get a jolt of fear!

[the-color-purple-offical]

Oh sorry

Why are you scared of French?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I DONT KNOW!

I dont understand what it is I'm even scared of!

[the-color-purple-offical]

Oh

Sorry

I’ll stop saying French

*hug*

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

STOP SAYING IT!

WHATEVER YOUR SAYING PLEASE STOP!

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

…

FRENCH

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

CEACE!

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

FRENCH

FRENCH

FRENCH

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ǎ̶̫A̶̞͕͕͊̂̎A̶̯̽͑̎À̵̺̙̔̎A̵̦̫͋Ã̶͎̓Ả̴̮̬Å̶͙̀͐A̶̡͂A̷̙͉̓̐A̸̗̬͇͐A̵̩̺͖͆́Á̶͓̣̹́A̵͍̠̣͂Á̵͇͂Ã̸̘̯̓G̶̤̯̭͛H̵͚͎̺̍̿!̷̦̓̋̈

[evilfishyguts-offical]

I'M FEELING EVIL TODAY

FRENCH

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[evilgayscientist-offical]

🇲🇫FRENCH 🇲🇫

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

I'm gay. take me

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah, you still gotta kill The Orange Fuck of USA

Gimme Matt Bomer or something

[killer-offical]

but why. am i not gay enough. do i need to makeout with a guy to prove it.

i don't have matt bomer, isn't exactly something i can carry in my pocket

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I gave the reason.

Matt Bomer is a hot guy.

[killer-offical]

what, am i ugly to you guys. is that what you think, huh.

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Holy shit wrong blog

And

You have to complete the mission. I might even give some gay chemicals for free in exchange for an assassination

[killer-offical]

fine. who should i kill

[evilgayscientist-offical]

@pukicho

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

I'm gay. take me

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah, you still gotta kill The Orange Fuck of USA

Gimme Matt Bomer or something

[killer-offical]

but why. am i not gay enough. do i need to makeout with a guy to prove it.

i don't have matt bomer, isn't exactly something i can carry in my pocket

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I gave the reason.

Matt Bomer is a hot guy.

[killer-offical]

what, am i ugly to you guys. is that what you think, huh.

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Holy shit wrong blog

And

You have to complete the mission. I might even give some gay chemicals for free in exchange for an assassination

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

I'm gay. take me

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Nah, you still gotta kill The Orange Fuck of USA

Gimme Matt Bomer or something

[mumblesplash]

social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I concur

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[killer-offical]

oh no, youre allowed. i want some of the gay chemicals

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I only take gay souls as payment tho

[killer-offical]

theres a limit to how evil you can be around me. ok. bigots and worse can fuck off

[evilgayscientist-offical]

What about me?! I put chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Why are you so evil?

@neutralscientistgirl-offical

It's fun (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

You all laugh but this is true, I am an evil doppelganger, and I HAVE to murder Pukicho, for I must surpass him no matter what

[evilgayscientist-offical]

I, too, am evil. I shall help with the elimination of the jaundice rat.

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

if being evil is your power what are you without it

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Just a gay scientist