joe

i be rebloggin

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[gondwana]

I actualy did such a bad job grocery shopping it's crazy

[tomgreg]

Happy Pride specifically to the delivery of this line

[footlongdingledong]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[kristina100000]

me whenever i skip sudoku and/or solitaire day

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[stroebe2]

[emnesoi0]

racists on twitter tend to have names like cunny_reich_88 but someone twice as racist on reddit will have a name like quirky_pizza_dude because he's too disconnected from reality to even gauge how racist he is

[emnesoi0]

and he publicly makes fun of cunny_reich_88 not because (as he would insist) he fundamentally disagrees with any of his positions but rather because he thinks anime is degenerate art

[emnesoi0]

racists on tumblr, on the other hand, will just state unabashedly that they believe anime is degenerate art because they think they're being feminist for it

[dykecinema]

[versacethotty]

in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind.

[depsidase]

[memorycycle]

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

[kosmogrl]

something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy