Evil Maknae's Noona

Got7 trash. Older fan. Crazy. Extra. Hyped. Weirdo. Naughty Noona.

[evilmaknaenoona]

This is not my fic!

One of my best friend is an amazing writer and she finally decided to post her work on AO3

Please give it a try and give her some encouragement if you like it.

The struggles and emotions in her stories are relatables and beautifully depicted.

Genre: Romance, comfort.

Touch subjects like weight, body image, insecurities.

BamBam x reader.

My personal summary

•We all have our own insecurities.

For MC it's her weight. Luckily for her, her eccentric boyfriend is always there to remind her how beautiful she is.

Even if his methods can be a bit..unusual.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27348610

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jaebam]

beautiful ✨🌟💫

[evilmaknaenoona]

Why is he so beautiful 🥺

[toastjy]

yarms (yugyeom arms) 

[amerithotkongs]

the blurred out tatts is sending me

[kpop-science]

Okay. Soooooo like JAEBEOM. What's his deal?

Thank you for your inquiry! This is Dr. Duckward Duckworth III, PhD and I hope I can answer your question! 

First, I assume you’re talking about Lim Jaebeom of GOT7. Coincidentally he was one of my first subjects and how I got into my current project about foreheads. I’m by no means an expert but I will do my best. My theories are also based a little more in psychology than anything else so I don’t have col, hard facts for you. 

I believe that Jaebeom (further JB) is trying to achieve what we call Triality. Most people are familiar with the concept of Duality, an idol having equal amounts of cute/soft traits and hot/not soft traits. Triality also takes into consideration a third set of traits: death markers. It is my belief that JB’s  end goal is to cause as many deaths as possible by employing both hot AND soft traits at once. 

Observe:

Here we see JB deploying a finger heart which is pretty universally agreed upon as The Cute sign. However, his partial forehead exposure coupled with his arms slightly negates the heart. If you take into account his natural tendency toward hotness and his self proclaimed “I’m not cute, I’m sexy”, the cute heart is completely neutralized. But does the fan feel neutral? Of COURSE not. The fan feels like dying. That’s JB 1, Aghase 0. 

Hopefully this small insight could help you in the process to figuring out his “deal.” 

If you have further questions or have research of your own to contribute, please don’t hesitate to reach out! 

Warmest regards,

Dr. Ducky

[lovtalk]

next concert I want yugyeom to come down and stand in front of me, he’s the one I need to compare my height with the most!!!

[evilmaknaenoona]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[democraticsenator]

THIS IS A READDDDDD

[jacksonsvocals]

Bambam’s hight note during ‘Let Me’

Youngjae looks so proud and supportive of our baby

© classic_young_b

[4yug]

🌹

[got7cursedhours]

Help, I’m hopelessly in love

[evilmaknaenoona]

boyfriend vibes

[dawnofus]

[D-1] Oxygen

[evilmaknaenoona]

....okay....thanks.....

[imjaebumaf]

my last 2 brain cells at 4am

[cutieseunie]

love of my actual life

[evilmaknaenoona]

i'm in love

[demongyeom]

IM JAEBUM? EXCUSE ME??

[evilmaknaenoona]

help...

[jaxonah]

one of the very many things I love about Kim Yugyeom:

No matter what silly nonsensical bs got7 is up to, he’ll always go along w it no questions asked and never make them feel odd or dumb about it

[solisdea]

Guys, let's start romanticizing tall girls.

Like all those ladies who have to lean down to kiss their boys. All the tall girls who are able to pick up and spin around their girlfriends. All the tall girls who wear heels and tower over their friends. Tall girls with big feet and long legs. Ladies with huge hips and thighs to support their tall bodies. Skinny tall girls. Chubby tall girls. Tall trans women Girls who smack their heads on EVERYTHING. Tall girls who spend hours trying to find clothes that fit them properly with their unique sizings. Short girls are considered so cute and compact, let’s take a second to love on our tall ladies.

[zephyrrr-deactivated20171123]

I’m going to cry this is the first post I’ve EVER seen like this

[benthic-beauty]

<3

[theescortbunny-blog]

For….. For me?

I love this.

[highclass-spacetrash-deactivate]

I’ve never seen this before omg I feel loved (I’m 5'9" and a half and I always hit my head on things also I can pick my bf up and spin him around so that’s also cool!)

[bugmen-on-motorcycles-deactivat]

It’s true I always get her to pick me up in front of people cause I find it cool for some reason XD

[highclass-spacetrash-deactivate]

I just realized I could pick you up and re-create the dog/mustang scene…

[evilmaknaenoona]

I suddenly feel appreciated T_T

[kpopchangedme]

Seungri is cancelled.

Being an accessory to harassment and sexual assault against multiple women is horrifying and unforgivable.

We should work everyday together to make the world a better, safer place for minorities and women.

We are collectively responsible of holding powerful people accountable for their actions and crimes.

Being a WITNESS or HELPING someone to hurt, drug and RAPE other human beings makes you guilty. Being aware and purposefully not protecting the victims isn’t “running a business” it’s being an accomplice to the crime.

As a former fan, a woman and survivor, I am horrified and I urge you to inform yourself about the whole scandal in Korea before defending “oppa”.

[kpopchangedme]

Omg. This has gotten so much bigger now. Jesus Christ. I am so sad. I lowkey hate man.

[mochabam-deactivated20191009]

bambam is just…. that guy… there’s no other guy like him….. he’s so chill yet so silly and endearing. he’s got such a creative mind and he’s full passion n emits such grand talent and he always has such unique ideas n wow he has such a classy style… he’s so genuine and kind… he’s so loud yet so soft spoken gosh there’s like so many different sides to him and every single one is so captivating and lovable and i just love this man