EvilPandaDepress

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Okay 19 year olds hear me out...

Felix: *Posts New Video after a 87 YEARS*

Marzia: * appears on the screen* "H-H-How's it going bros?! My name is CuuuutiePie and I'm going to be taking over since Felix doesn't wanna come back"

Felix: *comes into the room* "What the hell are you doing?"

Marzia: "O-Oh nothing Felix I was just-"

Felix: *cuts her off and pushes her out of the room* "GET OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!" *Just continues the video playing Minecraft*

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Peggy: Oh no, Steve! Did you hear about the Stark's car crash?!

Steve: oh my God that is so sad Alexa play De- ...damn..

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Me: *Trying to Sleep*

My Brain:

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

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Okay but this

Can we talk about Pidge here

She's just so confused

Like

"....Lance thinks Keith is the future?...."

"....and Keith chose Lance???..."

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Charge nurse: Why did you use an entire package of wipes?

Me:

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My girlfriend: *talking about her dislike for coconut milk* What if tiddy milk tastes bad straight outta the tiddy?!

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Me: *jokingly rolling off the couch during a cuddle session*

My girlfriend: *using an adorablely cute voice* No! Baby! You're supposed to be falling for me, not away from me! Get back here, woman!

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Me @ the dinner table: If I had a pet Octopus I'd name it OctoPussy (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

My parents:

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My girlfriend: *changing the color of her Batman light* *changes it to red on accident and screams*

My girlfriend: *hushed voice* ...Red's my favorite color, but not in the night time...

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how do you feel about nudes

Love receiving them. Feel self-conscious about sending them, but it does feel really good gometimes

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OMG GUYS I WAS TALKING ABIUT RELATIONSHUPS NOT TELLING YOU TO SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR FULL NAKED FRONT WTF

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I know this was probably extremely traumatizing but omfg I just died laughing at this 😂😂💀💀 I'm so sorry this happened you poor bean

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Lance: *accidentally makes something explode*

Keith: What have you done?!

Lance: My best.

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Me: *saying something about Trump and how we're going to die*

My slightly intoxicated girlfriend: Babe- Babe, no. Let's not talk about politics. Let's talk about our love for each other.