More Violence, Less Violets

He/They • Adult • Transmasc • Furry • Ukrainian • Icon by @serendippertyy! • Hello my name's Pol and I'm a constantly overwhelmed arts university student. I have severe anxiety and it may take me a while to answer to messages/asks. That's a "whatever the hell I feel like posting" blog, so probably don't expect a stable theme. Mostly video game nonsense with a heavy dose of shitposting.

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[brightwingedbat]

Pride time for these two Calistria buddies!

Gorse is an Aromantic Pansexual. Shen is also those, with added Transgender.

[asmeesh]

Added to this original piece

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[fic-dumpster]

[foxboycomet]

please imagine the clinking of gemstones together. this is important to me

[charico]

theyre like divorced old men to me. or coworkers.

[theehorsepusssy]

[roseworth]

interacting with your mutuals that you want to be friends with even though they only like your posts once every few weeks at best

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[sashagreys-juul]

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

[sashagreys-juul]

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[iamthetruestrepairman]

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

[pyromaniacblujay]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

[unassimilatedsoul]

Elf: That sword, where did you get it?

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️