EVIL, SINISTER, MALCONTENT POSTS

I MAKE EVIL POSTS AND I AM EVIL

[evilposts811]

MY NEW EVIL HEADER

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[oneheadtoanother]

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[real-language-facts]

trying to write a horror piece give me the first line go

My name is Mr. Scary Teeth and I've murder'd a great many humans using my teeth.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[parkayquarts]

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[greelin]

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

does anybody else drunk night sword

[flipchild]

[angelnumber27]

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

[triangleguy]

I WANT TO TRY MORE DISGUSTING CONCOCTIONS