evil “the killer” simulator

worlds first employed neet

[evilsimulator]

has tumblr heard the news about my creepy toe disease yet

[imfatwassup-deactivated20240806]

I WORK AT DANGANRONPA PIZZA KITCHEN

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[nanapup]

tiny plushie in a warm room says "is it a little stuffie in here or is it just me?"

[evilsimulator]

eating a fruit snack and I sneezed and the fruit snack got in my nose and my nose hurt I couldnt figure out why until I sneeze again and the fruit snack comes out. Wow.

[evilsimulator]

A muffin without a streusel topping is worthless

[evilsimulator]

im small potatoes. just a pea pod. nothing but a string cheese

[evilsimulator]

Call me a poop the way I’m trying to be in your pants girl

[evilsimulator]

I can hear my sandwich getting damp in the fridge

[evilsimulator]

I actually got serious beef with every baby animal on the planet

[legoazulbebedos-deactivated2025]

Faker! You love baby animals!

[noshowjones]

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

[evilsimulator]

I heard they are letting the stinky boys outside this summer

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[evilsimulator]

movies is just videos

[evilsimulator]

I could never adopt a border collie. How would I pay for it to go to college

[crowcassette]

[rigatonidanza]

"You can suck penis but you can't pee suckness" sounds like a stupid YouTube poop line but it's actually the opening line of Hamilton