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you can call me aria. 25.

[yenvengerberg]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[xanaxfarts]

Wong Kar-wai: In the Mood for Love (2000)

[bipolar4autistic]

It’s so funny that Ilya gets to be Shane’s Dom but also his dog. It’s a little game they like to play.

[twirlingfreckles]

they met in December 2008. got engaged in January 2021. and then married that August. twelve years and eight months.

[violetallnight]

Zendaya for Interview Magazine

[endiness]

[seraphollander]

always almost

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[mediocre-megs]

baby shane hollander as the autism baby stacking cans.

[penandinkprincess]

ilya who is afraid of his own anger versus shane who doesn't even remotely register ilya's anger as a potential threat is something that can be so personal and special

[eldritchazure]

i think a part of ilya truly believes that when god created shane god took one of shane’s ribs and used that to create ilya. sometimes when theyre laying in bed together after having mind blowing sex or whatever ilya catches himself feeling around shane’s ribs like he’s trying to find the gap

[lioncourtz]

- You share a heart with him.

- I can cut it off.

- No, Louis, You can't. You spent an hour alone with him and you're breathing in sync together.

[shanefreak]

it’s about old friends…

[anthonysperkins]

The Hitcher (1986) dir. Robert Harmon The Living End (1992) dir. Gregg Araki

[haleyatwell]

CARRIE FISHER Larry King Live (September 12, 1990)