Procrastination Palace

Matt, 19 ► has given up 

[sixpenceee]

Behind You: One-Shot Horror Stories by Brian Coldrick

[tastycorndog293]

beautiful artwork!

[betterskatethannever]

Jordan Maxham // Barc3lona

[egberts]

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

[anachronic-cobra]

[remanedur]

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[nuclearhearts]

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

[nuclearhearts]

HELLO?

[nuclearhearts]

[skytroops]

who the fuck falls onto their back like this

[sixpenceee]

Skippy: A 1931 Best Picture nominee, this film features a scene where child star Jackie Cooper was required to cry. Director Norman Taurag came to the conclusion that genuine emotion was required for the scene. 

He had a stagehand take Cooper’s pet dog out behind the studio and pretend to shoot it. Even though it was revealed after they got the take that the dog was okaythe event made such an impact on Cooper that he entitled his autobiography: Please Don’t Shoot My Dog! (Source) 

[mothmansbignaturals]

mad respect for the woman in castlevania who went to dracula’s castle for knowledge, chastised him in his own home then rode his dick for 20 years. an icon

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[anixara]

fuck you and your california accuracy I’ve seen this exact person 8 different times this week and none of them were the same dude

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[iamhannalashay]

My whole mood this year.

Don’t be hitting me up asking me why we don’t talk when you don’t make any efforts to stay connected.

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

☝🏾

[ho-ho-ho-things]

Me for 2019 and forever

[deadbeat---valentine-deactivate]

Yeah stay the fuck away if you’re gonna hit me up when you’re bored and hit a two message conversation

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[yourbigsisnissi]

Destroy the idea that you have to be constantly working or grinding in order to be successful. Embrace the concept that rest, recovery, and reflection are essential parts of the progress towards a successful and ultimately happy life.

[pushthemovement]

[kurents]

[secretsofthelibrary-deactivated]

Why spread negativity when you can spread stoats

Look at that face

And those ears

He wants to be your pal

Unless you’re a rabbit or other small rodent. Then he will probably eat you (that’s Nature for ya, but everyone’s gotta eat okay)

Regardless, look at how cute