mommy, i committed cringe :(

a creep | a weirdo | what the hell am i doin' here?

[evilsquirrelstuff]

dni if you have a dni list lol

honestly... understandable

[evilsquirrelstuff]

maaan, heatwave in june sucks ass

when we get heatwaves in late july/august, there's enough time during the night for everything to (at least partially) cool down*, but nights are too short for that right now

i'm just one more "of course it's hot in the summer!!!" from losing it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ivytherium]

[zzthekaiju]

The living, breathing definition of head empty, face happy.

Yeah, Surviving Earth is pretty good so far.

[afurioushawk]

How Many Asian Flags Can You Identify?

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

46-48

49

Voting ended onJun 14

[schizotypowy]

Does your heart still beat the same?

[theartofbeingblack]

Marjane Satrapi, cartoonist and film director, best known for Persepolis

22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026

[sunflowersunite]

Does anyone wanna see genderbent Grisha Jaeger?

Too late. Now you have.

Ref:

Inspired by the tags @quillsandblades left under this post of mine regarding the theory of Grisha's arrival on Paradis linking with the Shiganshina epidemic:

She'd still be named Grisha, but taking this a little further, "Grisha" is a Russian nickname for "Gregory" or "Grigorij" so the lovely doctor above could be Gregoria "Grisha" Jaeger (her dad wanted a son), who fled Liberio to hide in Paradis and... ended up with Shadis? So Shadis is Eren's father here and Grisha is his mother--

Anyway here she is burning at the stake, the witch from outside the walls who brought the plague upon Shiganshina

(Mina's creativity also forged the possibility of a charming waiter named Carlos as a love rival because if there's no drama there's no aot)

[coolestzed]

RIP Grisha Jaeger, you would’ve loved getting pegged.

[carnistcervine]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags? xDDD

#this one frame always drives me crazy ngl#the EYELASHES#THE LOOSE STRAND OF HAIR#this man has INTENSE bottom energy#we all know it#he WHIMPERS#a shame pegging wasn’t a thing yet#he would’ve been a much happier man if he got his ass railed trust

I saw a vendiagram post of sounds the AoT men make during sex, and it had him as whimpering quietly, and I have not been the SaME SiN CE THEN-

Anyway, Carla would peg him. :]

[coolestzed]

I SAW THAT SAME POST 😂

I mean I always knew Grisha was a whimperer but the just further validated me. (But personally I think he’d be louder 😏).

Your tags are great too- XD

#I HC Carla as being kinky and feel she would have thought him being an attack titan was hot lmao

I saw a tumblr fic in which that was her exact reaction. XD

"So if I bite something off it’ll grow back~?" HSJSJAJHSHS-

Carla Jaeger: The Original Titan Fucker. She’s absolutely pounding that ass.

Hange would revere her. XD

Also crack fic idea: Dina eats Bert and becomes the Colossal, meets Carla (who doesn’t die), sees Grisha again, they make contact and unlock the Founder’s power, both women take turns pegging the fuck outta him, and for extra measure Dina uses the Founder’s power to alter Grisha’s biology and get him pregnant 😈.

[carnistcervine]

#Titan regeneration is the only reason Grisha’s gonna be able to walk afterwards

SHJVDJEHHEjhb

^--- This is the only way I can react to that. Shame it's not an actual emoji. nfneksjfngker

MPreg Grisha idea is sending me lmaooooo xDD

That fic was by me. xDD @weird-fics-r-us is my side blog. :'D

The reason why Eren doesn't have more siblings is because Carla and Grisha are way to busy being kinky. dbew jfbrekj

[abdy19]

I was going to say that at least now I know where Eren got his princess eyelashes, but this is pure gold and I can't stop laughing now HAHAHH

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How's it feel now motherfucker

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[evilsquirrelstuff]

getting kudos on my wha fics recently, even though the last one was published three years ago

the anime's bringin' new folks ^^

[skeletonislandtheme]

urrasti horror novel about waking up in the body of an annaresti and you think everything is fine and cool but then your child has to be taken from you to be raised in the crèche and you’re shunned for ignoring your assignment to go dig irrigation ditches and your wife leaves you for another man without even having to debate you in court first. AND they’re doing newspeak shit where you can’t even call her “my wife”!

annaresti horror novel about waking up in the body of a urrasti and you think you’ll get to see wonders and do cool research but then on this planet it turns out there’s something called “gendered expectations” where you have to spend 20 hours a day caring for your child without even getting a break from the crèche workers AND they’ve put an F on your “national ID card” which means employers will see you’re a woman and won’t care about your biostatistics theories. AND on top of all that “your” husband (which is crazy! he’s not “yours” he’s his own person!) might get “drafted” into a “war” leaving you destitute.

[anarchomuseum]

"You cannot take what you have not given, and you must give yourself. You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.”

― Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous Utopia

[ammascrellin]

broad city (2014–2019) / everything i know about love by dolly alderton (2018) / the worst person in the world (2021) / girls (2012–2017) / frances ha (2012) / valentine by fiona apple (2012) / high fidelity (2020) / sex and the city (1998–2004)

[queerintheuk]

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again