What a Boring Utopia

Just a blog that likes games, cartoons, comics, random facts, food, and occasionally creeping things. Enjoy browsing through.

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[jensencart]

Commissions are open!!

20 slots this time!

If you you need time to gather your references, that's alright! Once my inbox is open for requests at 5:30pm CST/3:30pm PST, just send an email expressing what kind of commission you're looking for and the number of characters, and that will be enough to reserve your spot.

Please limit requests as follows:

Portrait sketches to 5 characters

Half body sketches to 3 characters

Full body sketches to 2 characters,

Requests for highly detailed fantasy armor, sci-fi armor, robotics, or mecha, could be subject to an extra charge for the extra time I'd need to take on it. Artistic eroticism/pin-ups are fine, kisses are fine, but no explicit nsfw please!

Prices are as follows, and are all per character.

Portrait b&w 30$ / color 50$

Halfbody b&w 60$ / color 85$

Fullbody b&w 80$ / color 110$

Send all requests to [email protected]

I can’t wait to see what we make this year!

[bloodraven55]

love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud

[bloodraven55]

[insert “i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” here]

[nightfuryqueen]

One of my favourite bits in fma is how during the final arc they bring up why attempting human stransmutation is forbidden, as the readers we've seen what happens when an attempt fails with Ed and Al, so of course the logical explanation is that "it's too dangerous to attempt", or even "it goes against the natural way the world works, it's monstruous in nature and impossible".

But then Arakawa in her infinite wisdom as a writer goes, lol no, the goverment has been making flesh monsters with human transmutations in secret for years, they forbid it so that nobody can't even come close to attempting to create a personal army that cannot feel pain

[bobbole]

David Blackwood

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[thedoormann]

so called free thinkers when Kim Kitsuragi:

[jesush8r]

Variations of Isle of the Dead

by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist

1880

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1884

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1901

[slaughtersafe]

The Sorrowful King and his Inland Empire

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goatpaste]

Oh good glad to hear

[goatpaste]

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[goatpaste]

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[goatpaste]

Two time award winning post

[bisexualheritageposts]

Bisexual heritage post

[goatpaste]

Wait hold on everyone, this is more important than the other awards

[fashion-runways]

ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[rank-sentimentalist]

@gothiccharmschool

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

[nyxxoty]

Father ass coin

[fullcravings]

Crème Brûlée Donuts

[pericardium-and-glass]

Longing led you to me, to the Desert.