[oneheadtoanother]

[70sscifiart]

Taglines from science fiction covers

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

[mondengel2]

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

[crazy-pages]

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

[ruffboi-mags]

And in his DRESS SHOES.

[glassesmcfancyhair]

One of my favorite things in the whole world will always be watching someone do something they’re an expert in.

[when-you-fail-again]

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[officialcelebrity]

"#dunkinpartner #nyc We would never gossip. But we would indeed collect data. That is different. @ Tiffani S."

By Taryn Delanie (taryndelaniesmith on TikTok)

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

If you're wondering, yes, I've already gotten anon hate over this from people with bad reading comprehension. No, I am not actually telling a cashier at the grocery store about Karl Marx mpreg. The cashier is virtual. Imaginary. Hypothetical. They do not exist.

[sequel2heaven]

Trippity trumpity Robert F Kennedy said Make America Healthy Again Apicomplexans infect the jejunum with cyclosporiasis all thanks to him

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[onrainynights]

phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus’ gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it’s fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles’ sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won’t psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean’s “fuck me” pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we’re really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn’t even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean’s never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what’s all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I’m including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen “Dean kinnie” Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

[butchcastiel]

• [character] coded [character] girl

• hunting John Winchester for sport

• dog heaven squirrel hell

• finale denialist

• gaslight gatekeep girlboss

• [word] (derogatory)

• [word] (honorific)

• Lucifer’s insane gay little brother

• THEE biblical Cain (and his OC wife Collette)

• I am studying [person] under a microscope

• Sam “Class Traitor” Winchester

• Sam canonically fucks military wives

• Good Omens Crowley is dust

• TJLC (The Jackles Long Con)

[a-queer-who-is-easily-baited]

[bitter-cas-girl]

Cartwright twins

[spnheritageposts]

Spn heritage post

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[oneheadtoanother]

[raindropocean-deactivated201811]

Most of the cast of And Then There Were None answered this question with something like “Ooh I could never kill anyone. I’d have to poison them and run away”. Not Sam Neill.

[soup-mother]

Every demographic of marginalised men on the planet expects the women they share a marginalisation with to simply shut up and tolerate the abuse they face from said men in the name of "not dividing the community". And yet every single time this comes up you get people batting as hard as they can for the supposedly liberatory right of men to tell women to shut up and telling you that you're only talking about it because they're [marginalisation you also experience]

[twirlingfreckles]

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista