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[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[gamechangershow]

[shalrath]

[trulyvincent]

[sappling]

[greelin]

time sure does fly when you're

when you

[greelin]

you just

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

[cullenscott-deactivated20170921]

Dice

[waxinggibbousmoons]

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

[tsutachishio]

“Can I seduce the goblin?” “I don’t know, can you seduce me?”

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

us here in 15-20 minutes when @staff pulls the plug

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[deathtokillian]

[tggeko]

>mfw this meme is back

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

“The economy car that wears the pants”

[shinji-bikari-archive-blog]

@smallmetal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[arahir]

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

[arahir]

it’s true

fdavkjdaffakjnkealnvlfidfnvajklnfdareyuevd

[pyrotechnicstars]

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH

[animentality]

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[lokisuggestion]

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

[woodelf68]

Oh. my. god.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wasps are just bees with infinite ammo

[ruinedchildhood]

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spider-Man’s ankles broke faster than Gwen Stacy’s neck

[lucifer]