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remember what they took from you (ewan oldposting)

#this made me sad for some reason . he really liked being there you guys #*

this made me laugh soooooo hard. me when my orb disappears.

#THEY PLAYED IN HER FACE!!!!#solid geometry

what does your ideal day look like?

I go for a quick ride around the entirety of the highlands on my motorcycle first thing in the morning. Then I come back to have breakfast (a perfectly ripe avocado with a perfectly boiled egg, and a little bit of caviar on top) with my beautiful wife Mary. We read our lines for our upcoming prestige TV show, The Man and The Woman. It starts as a tragedy about an A-lister who gets framed for adultery, but it has a happy ending as everyone who lied about him immediately dies and he gets married to the love of his life, White Brunette Co-Star, in the Scottish countryside. After that I phone my friend Charley Boorman to call him poor. Next I go visit my daughter Clara and she lets me in, and she pitches an “Instagram” “reel” idea to me. Then I go and buy another grey cardigan as I’m running low on those. Then I get a call from Disney and they confirm the Obi-Wan Kenobi show has been renewed for a thirtieth season, where Obi-Wan meets the green bitch from the Ahsoka show and they have a highly charged sexual relationship . I go and celebrate with my family, and Ev comes along because she’s pretty cool. Finally, I smoke a thousand cigarettes to make up for lost time. Something like that. Xoxo

#ewan ama #*

how do you feel about your fallout with danny boyle? what did you think about the beach?

I think Danny Boyle is a brilliant director, you know, for the longest time being a Danny Boyle actor was an integral part of my identity. I was his silly rabbit. Him and Andrew MacDonald and John Hodge were amazing people to work with, we were like the film equivalent of that sort of cool Oasis britpop thing going on at the time. It’s all water under the bridge now. We made T2 which was a movie. I wanted Leonardo dead but luckily there are other films

#ewan ama #*

lets forget about hayden. tell me about your foray with nicole kidman and your opinion on tom cruise and keith urban.

Miss Kidman is such a brilliant co-star of mine… I did not have relations with her because I’m a married man and adultery is wrong. She reminds me of a daffodil, or a perfectly boiled egg. For some reason Clara and Esther don’t like me talking about her. Sad! Keith Urban is Australian. Tom

#ewan ama #*

ewan did you and hayden Christensen fuck

Does anyone think adultery is a good thing? I love Hayden Christensen. I think he’s a really interesting actor .

#ewan ama #*

Hi I’m Ewan McGregor (real). Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/ hello there etc. Ask Me Anything .. !!

#ewan ama #*

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whoever finds a way to watch solid geometry (2002) will be getting their [redacted] ate by ME

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imagine going up to your nephew and saying i want you to star in my batshit insane erotic mystery short film and said nephew saying yes absolutely none of this sounds odd to me

whoever finds a way to watch solid geometry (2002) will be getting their [redacted] ate by ME

rare ewan aesthetic: early 2000s underground alt rock front man from a semi-secret wealthy background