the garbage will do

ali | 27 | official trash can

[ewokisaokay]

bobby b the burger king

[energyprison]

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[smokedrac2004]

[lackystur-deactivated20220909]

sometimes i kill myself but im fine in the morning

[rejamart]

tiny chapel

[deceasedcardinal]

[oblique-lane]

In this era of surveillance i don't need my phone anymore

[praziluk]

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

[visenyaism]

Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Rhaegar Targaryen. however. Clapping the traumatized 17 yr old nepo intern knight you are leaving as sole protector of your wife and kids against your certifiably insane father the king in the middle of a civil war you caused that you are losing on the shoulder and going “well sport, i’m gonna be honest. I’m starting to get the feeling that some of this…is bad. and I prob should’ve changed things a while ago but I forgot to get around to it (oopsie daisy) anyway we’ll fix it when I get back” has got to be one of the funniest things to say before immediately dying in said civil war and leaving said intern with the dilemma of regicide or atomization-by-wildfire

[visenyaism]

First Democrat Targaryen