Let's tango, bitch.

I like blood and gore. and other weird shit.

[thesassypigs]

The sound of a pig tip-tapping 💕

(via)

[somecutething]

[billtavis]

Chapel of the Holy Cross

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Happy Easter

[post-web]

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[updoguk]

Everyday before I go to work! 

[shortquart-blog]

“You will fall in love with me. Then, just months later, you will fall out. I will pretend the entire time that I don’t know it’s coming.”

— Miles Walser, excerpt from “A Sonnet of Invented Memories” (via cavum)

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[socialist-millionaire-deactivat]

This is the opposite of a problem.

[ledgerwritingpodcast]

TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

[garudass-deactivated20200602]

The best bit was he tweeted Waterstones and politely asked them to let him out.

No-one from Waterstones was on their Twitter account at that time of night, but half of London was still awake and soon after #WaterstonesTexan and #FreetheWaterstones1 were trending across the city. The police were notified and managed to let him out before midnight :D

[gokuma]

Afterwards Waterstones tweeted “We’re pleased to announce that @DWill_ is a free man once more.” (x)

[gokuma]

They’ve also compiled a reading list for their future locked-in clients

[bibliophilicwitch-archive]

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

[spottytonguedog]

The compiling of the reading list for locked in clients is perhaps the best thing about this.

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[sleemo]

I C O N I C

[slaughteringbunnies]

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[valentina-poem]

[fighting-ghosts]

[cheruib]

[kimwexlersponytail]

Eddie Kaspbrak, #king of comedy