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Name: Theodor “Bootstrap” Wiggins

Current Occupation: Novelist

Current Location: Piccadilly Line, London Underground, UK

Notes: Final draft in the bag.

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NYC & LONDON SPOTTED: A tale of 2 cities, lost ex-pirate brothers reunited by pirate hunters.

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Errata

In reference to the Unknown Ex-Pirate published in March 25, 2012 we've been informed by one of our top contributors that the location of the sighting took place on the Northern Line instead of the District Line as originally reported.

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Name: Unknown

Rank: Unknown

Ship: Unknown

Current Occupation: Unknown

Current Location: Northern Line District Line, London Underground, UK

Notes: Succesfully avoided identification by adoption of urban camouflage techniques

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NYC SPOTTED: Ex-Pirates reenact boarding operation in Hell's Kitchen area, New York City

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Name: Woodrow "Woodie" Spiegel

Rank: First Mate -Logbook keeper

Ship: Principessa Roberta Perfumo

Current Occupation: Paperback novelist

Current Location: Fleet River Bakery, Holborn, London (http://g.co/maps/m3fwm)

Notes: Started like JK Rowling but breakthrough seems nowhere near yet

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Name: Stede “Big Foot” Davenport

Rank: Sailor

Ship: Fame's Revenge

Current Occupation: Minor rockband manager

Current Location: Battery Park, New York (http://g.co/maps/jvb5r)

Notes: Walks with a cane but really does not need one

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Name: Pierre "Deuce" St. Claire

Rank: First Mate

Ship: Latouche-Tréville

Current Occupation: Veterinary assistant

Current Location: Fulham, London (http://g.co/maps/3xj2c)

Notes: First and possibly only ex-pirate spotted sporting 2 parrots

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Name: "Angry" Enrique Brower

Rank: Wardmaster

Ship: Howl of the Wolf

Current Occupation: Part-time Protester, part-time dentist

Current Location: Zuccotti Park, New York (http://g.co/maps/4q6br)

Notes: Occupy Wall Street Movement - 99% faction supporter

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Name: Billy "Whitebeard" Blaine

Rank: Master

Ship: Arabella

Current Occupation: Pensioner

Current Location: Soho, New York (http://g.co/maps/wmycb)

Notes: 2011 Macy's Santa Claus contest finalist

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Name: Krane Mattingly

Rank: Captain's bodyguard

Ship: The Cerberus

Current Occupation: Art collector

Current Location: Met Museum of Art, New York (http://g.co/maps/98s2q)

Notes: Kindly agreed to to be photographed in exchange for 5 dollars

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Name: Mark Anthony Bryant

Rank: Doctor

Ship: Sudden Death

Current Occupation: NHS GP

Current Location: London, Zone 2

Notes: Considering going private in view of ongoing government budgetary cuts.

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Name: Radley Leadfoot

Rank: Sailor

Ship: Racoon

Current Occupation: Unemployed

Current Location: Covent Garden, London

Notes: Back in town and looking for a place to stay

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Name: Maurice "Keel" Hoskins

Rank: Boatswain

Ship: Alice & Francis

Current Occupation: Urban hermit

Current Location: Notting Hill, London

Notes: Refuses eviction

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Name: John "Freedom" Philips

Rank: Watchman

Ship: Le Panter di Algeri

Current Occupation: Happily retired

Current Location: Lower East Side, New York

Notes: Refuses to give up smoking despite doctor's advice

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Name: Conroy Cooke

Rank: Sailor

Ship: The Coral Blood

Current Occupation: Martial Arts Dojo Manager

Current Location: Washington Square, New York

Notes: Inspired by everything japanese

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Name: Wilson Cruz

Rank: First Mate of Guarda Costa

Ship: The Sword of San Juan

Current Occupation: Life Coach

Current Location: West Village, New York

Notes: Won 2 recent chess tournaments in Thompson Street