Empty bitch

bisexual she/her/they/them fuck nazis,terfs,racists,fascists,pedophiles,cops and all bigots

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[lakevida]

(-.-;)y-~~ (-.-)y-., ( ´-`)y━･~~

^ on a smoke break with my mutuals

[xx-l0stsi1v3r-xx]

Please dont smoke, its bad for you

[lakevida]

actually i quit cigs recently so i'm retconning the post and those are all joints now. thank you for reminding me chiaki the gamergirl

[uberguber89]

Joints are.... Also bad for your lungs?! Idk where the idea came from that they're not....

[lakevida]

hater mindset

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

brd.jpg

[bonediggercharleston]

That things has more energy density than uranium

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

[waffliesinyoface]

thinking about this scene again

[tyttetardis]

“When I started working in theatre in England, I would meet people, and they would say ‘Oh, I voted for Margaret Thatcher.’ The first time I heard someone saying that, I honestly thought they were joking. I’d be thinking, I have never met anyone from your world. What’s it like? Do you roast children over open fires?”

— David Tennant (via tennantsabout )

[catgirlcaliphate]

David Tennant is valid af

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[notahorseindisguise]

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

[citrineghost]

I'm extremely amused at how bad English native speaking teachers are at explaining this when we literally do the same thing

We add a rhetorical "huh" to the end of sentences all the damn time

"it's getting cold as fuck, huh?"

Canadians (and people from Wisconsin and Michigan) use "eh"

Pretty much every language, by my estimate, has some form of rhetorical addon for their sentences

[momowho34]

There was this kid that used to be my neighbor (let’s call him Ivan) and he was a typical cishet white boy gamer kid, and he was kind of an asshole sometimes. But let me tell you, Ivan was also one of the best lgbtq allies ive ever met? Like he was kind of a dick but he was the kind of person to be in a group of people when someone makes a shitty joke and look that person straight in the eyes and say “that’s transphobic, Kevin. Stop being a dick” without missing a beat.

It was just nice to see. Like I told him I was bisexual and he was like “that’s dope. Tell me if I need to beat anyone up for being a dick to you. Anyway, let’s go set things on fire in Minecraft”

He’d be mean to someone and then someone else would call the kid they were bullying a homo and he’d stop what he was doing and be like “there’s nothing wrong with being gay, don’t be homophobic, Billy” and then go back to trashing this poor kid. It was so fucking surreal. I miss him. I’m kinda sad we fell out of touch. Stay strong, Ivan. You… woke middle school bully?

[momowho34]

LITERALLY THO

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a screenshot of a tag: diversity win! The person beating you up is using your preferred pronouns! /end ID].

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[rawesomesauce]

I didn’t put together that these were dr who references not just reaction images and thought you guys were super easily impressed by mundane things which same

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these three emojis are brothers 🤔🤨🧐

[whitepeopletwitter]

I want to know what happened next

[huffylemon]

[ierotits]

Pita Taufatofua, who most of you will remember as the hot Tongan flag bearer at the Olympic last year, is raising money to help with tsunami relief in Tonga

the situation there is dire, its not an exaggeration to say most of the country was underwater. the damage is extensive, and it is going to take a lot of money and work

Tonga has regularly raised huge sums in the past to aid other countries effected by natural disasters, it is only right that we do what we can to help now. any koha helps, whatever you can give

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[egberts]

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

[unearthlyandradiant]

#the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted

[helloitsbees]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[duckbunny]

absolutely delighted that this simplifies the situation

[rhube]

Having grown up here I do regard this as batshit, and yet also at the same time obvious and correct.

[babygirlgeralt]