Exaggerated Green Wallpaper

Just your friendly neighborhood garden goblin

[vampyyrikosmos]

just my take on the matter. click post.

[20kmemesunderthesea]

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[exaggeratedgreenwallpaper]

I would love to be a mouse and just eat an entire baby bell cheese I bet it would be like eating one of those giant cheese wheels but better because I would be a mouse

[nexttohisteeth]

an insurgent whom i heard called apollo

[kanerallels]

Realizing that Dantes was 19 when he was arrested is crazy. He should have been at the club. Although technically he was at the club and that was where he was arrested. But my point remains

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[dftbarachel]

Copy, Moon Joy 🤩

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[exaggeratedgreenwallpaper]

Maturing is deciding to become a sad scientist instead of a mad scientist

[ilovemywife103947]

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

[the-jovial-jester]

The Phantom of the Opera musical is like if Phantom of the Opera by Gaston leroux was written by Erik

[important-animal-images]

@important-animal-images

[exaggeratedgreenwallpaper]

Let’s be trees with mama

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