COMEDIAN/MASTURBATOR

This blog is a dedication to Louis CK, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time!

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Horace and Pete screencaps will be posted in the next few days :D

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“Are you a lizard?”

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life ruiners: LOUIS C.K.

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.

Happy 48th Birthday, Louis Székely! (September 12, 1967)

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ok but pamela and louie role playing and fucking as peter and johannetha was the best thing ive seen all year

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What's your favorite shirtless shot?

I always liked the scene where Louie tries on the gold dress. 

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Fuck I just found your blog and it's fucking great! I love Louis CK and his comedy is fucking gold!!!

:)

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Avengers + Louis C.K. quotes (Part 2: +)

It doesn’t make any sense. Sorry.

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Louie agrees to critique a new comic at an open mic. 

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Louie focuses so much on holding in his shit, he decides to throws his groceries in the bin.

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“Because she’s gone, you’re wanting to die.. you’re so lucky, you’re like a walking poem. Would you rather be some kind of a…a fantasy?”

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i gave my boyfriend a handjob while we were watching a Louis CK standup….couldn’t stop laughing…. i felt like i needed to share this with someone…

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Louie is literally the best part of my week. And my life.