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[ I have an update. It’s a long one and somewhat of a downer, so it’s under a Read More. ]

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OITNB Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-3)

“Give me the potato.”

“I will potato her at a future time.”

“Do not defend your boner to me right now.”

“My granny used to douche with disinfectant.”

“What old days? You moved here in 2007.”

“Tell anybody about this and I will kill you…with murder.”

“You have this unquestionable thirst to self destruct.”

“My legs aren’t scrawny…they’re proportional.”

“Well I sure can, if I concentrate extra hard with my lady brain.”

“Remember when we were fucking? Gee that was fun!”

“This is so nice…and so gay.”

“Don’t call me babe. You can’t call me babe if you can’t return my texts.”

“By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses.”

“You’re still hot. I mean you’re a horrible person, but you’re hot as hell.”

“I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.”

“It’s a metaphor you potato with eyes.”

“I’m not buying gay porn.”

“No offense but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.”

“You smell like a fucking turtle tank. Go take a shower.”

“Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!”

“Once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars.”

“Oh yes, it’s Corinthians 69. I think it goes…‘Suck my big fat dyke dick, you fucking hateful piece of shit’!”

“Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?”

“Some ladies ain’t meant to look lady like.”

“We could both probably use, like, a week where we don’t do something pathetic and/or morally incriminating.”

“This food looks like something a walrus would regurgitate to feed it’s least favorite baby.”

“I don’t speak Spanish so I’m going to assume you said ‘Have a nice day’.”

“That squirrel is not giving one shit.”

“You know in your heart that red velvet is bullshit.”

“That’s an eye shush. And an eye shush is just as bad as a regular shush.”

“Does a doughnut have a self-awareness of what it means to be a doughnut?”

“'Danny in the Lion’s Den’ sounds like the name of a picture book for slow, homeschooled kids.”

“Enjoy nose fucking your whiskey!”

“My dick must have finally realized who you are.

#╡‼╞ 〈 ɪɴʙᴏx ɪᴅᴇᴀs 〉

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“Whaaat? I’ve never heard you say that before– or anyone, for that matter.”

[ Butter it up, huh? He’ll have to keep that in mind for future teasing material. The mental list he already has is pretty long (knowing the most awkward man alive tends to have those benefits) and by this point it just keeps on growing. Clay pats his pockets for a moment before pulling out his wallet (a cosmos one, naturally, bought from the gift shop at said center) and rummaging through his loose change. Boy, he has some garbage in there. ]

“Butter popcorn it is. Do you want anything else?”

[ A glance is cast over to Apollo as he ceases in his money digging, at which point a small smile is offered. Does he always have to panic over everything? Worst case scenario is that they have to sit in the aisle..or miss out entirely. At least they’ll have snacks, either way. ]

“You worry too much! We’ll be fine, Pollo!”

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「 NO way, Clay--put that wallet away. I told you I was gonna pay. 」

‹ Despite his little pout and a swat of Clay’s hand to signal him to pocket that back where it came from--or so help him--there was an air of light-hearted banter about his words. Before the other could even dare to object however Apollo had slipped the concession stand worker the needed bills and scooped up the change. Okay, give him a break, it’s been a long week and he was looking forward to this! His eyes caught the glance of a couple passers-by and that caused his lips to purse a little before he suddenly broke into a chuckle. ›

「 IT better be fine, or you owe me another movie trip! And I thought you were gonna be more giddy for this one. Maybe I’m the bigger space enthusiast finally! 」

#╡‼╞ 〈 ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs 〉#╡‼╞ 〈 ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: ᴍᴀɪɴ 〉#╡➤╞ 〈 ᴄʟᴀʏ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɴ 〉#╡📁╞ 〈 9 〉#lithosphered

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" – We all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun. “

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»» ⟨ Continued from ▸ || @lithosphered ⟩

‹ Right. Clay didn’t do to concession stands often. For this very reason. ›

「 WH-WHEN in doubt, butter it up!! Remember?! Let's just get the butter popcorn! 」

‹ He had payed for their movie tickets and basically had payed for the snacks (except the popcorn which he fully intended to buy) so to miss even a part of the movie would leave a little niggling worry in him that he might have missed some important plot building or device. Sure, maybe there was one in the first few minutes--who knew? It was also funny how hyped up he was getting over a space exploration action flick, but not unexpected after all those years of hanging around Clay. ›

「 OH man... I hope we can still get good seats...!! 」

#╡‼╞ 〈 ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs 〉#╡‼╞ 〈 ᴠᴇʀsᴇ: ᴍᴀɪɴ 〉#╡➤╞ 〈 ᴄʟᴀʏ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɴ 〉#╡📁╞ 〈 9 〉#[ butter it up ];#[ butter me up space boy ];#lithosphered