I ain't all bad

[astound]

i wanna punch myself in the face for procrastinating and ruining my life

[cumnog]

when you’re tryna focus on buying stuff but all you can think about is dick

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Such grace.

[djostystyles]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[isicia-blog]

badlands

[exhaleshxt]

Me: *picks up cat* Explain to me why you're so cute.

Cat: :3

Me: Interesting...

[girlearth]

do u ever realize that highkey no ones ever gonna love u & its chill n all but u also wanna die

[his-shining-tears]

[greelin]

[said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak

[b0rderlineboy]

“you can’t fall apart everytime someone leaves your life” oh my god just you fucking watch me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fukkce]

[latinbizzle]

“For your consideration…”

[jackmeatington]

How to threaten your dog

[thepunksink]

Omg

[killahkappa]

Lmfao he said not worth it

[alwaysbewoke]

He cut his losses immediately hahaha

[slavery]

Saw guy: I wanna play a game Me: just kill me guy

[catsbeaversandducks]

To all those who say cats are not affectionate: meet Grandma.

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[blankmuse]

Aww her name is Grandma.

[rainydayshea]

SWEET ROLLY BABY