moved

moved to @lilithisasleep

[exhaustedpigeons]

new account is @lilithisasleep go follow there or whatevs xoxo

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[autismswagsummit]

GRAND FINALS

Donatello Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) v.s Shigeo Kageyama (Mob Psycho) v.s Papyrus (Undertale)

Donatello Hamato

Shigeo Kageyama

Papyrus

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

[fitzbeloveds]

✺✳ HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY, OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH ✳✺ ͟͟͞͞➳❥ my favorite metaphors, symbols, and motifs from season one

[the-everlasting-ash]

My Kaiba print hehehe :,]

I needed to make myself my own motivational poster for personal reasons so here it is!  

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[fightingbadger]

When did you last lose the game?

RIGHT FUCKING NOW GODDAMMIT

What are you talking about

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[fightingbadger]

Y’all are (rightfully) cursing me out in the replies, but the real enemy here is the staff. They inflicted this on many more people than I intended.

[h0useofw0lves]

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[salternator]

the ideal human form according to this poll

[debiddu]

Going Psycho

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[macleod]

[tumblr] has two jokes and this one will outlive all of us

[badlydrawnrtblr]

Could you draw Sebby perhaps? Bonus points if you draw him crying.

When Walter White decided to marry Emily

[pictoparade]

hm. something to think about for sure

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[vicholas]

Rika from Pokemon is trending in Japanese Twitter because she scored #1 in a poll asking women their current fictional crushes lmao

[vicholas]

List here. She fucking beat Gojo, the Golden Kamuy guys, Kento Nanami, Aki Chainsawman, a lot of rando ikemen game characters I've never heard of. She has only been in this world since November. Rikasweep.

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[professorupdog]

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

[nflstreet]

Like slipping on your own banana peel