i love sou :)

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[katzvelvetbrain]

really proud of this one, made them look so soft 💜❤️💙

[sugarcub]

And then there were two

[blueberry-chick]

They are cringe together! (*^_^*)

[frinram]

FUNIBUN

Y ESTO A PARTE

[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[baejax-the-great]

[dwtective]

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[rejected3]

Inktober day 20 RIVALS

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are finding the amputation scene in Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die controversial

[pangur-and-grim]

people are going to read the alien/spider book and get to the scene where Protactinium-231 is grabbed by the wrist and slammed into the ground over and over like a wet towel, and they’re going to be like okay, it’s a theme

[pangur-and-grim]

one reviewer thought it was weird that the sex scenes don't have graphic detail but the bodily mutilation scenes do, and my immediate thought was like wellll......that's because.......no I shan't say it. but come on, isn't it interesting? when a man is all bloody and limp and stuff? isn't that the most interesting thing in the whole world? no? 3/5 stars? okay, I understand, that's my bad on this one.

[gauntletqueen]

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

[sammiesbo]

a few weeks ago i remembered this post and the fact that i had a "free custom tshirt" coupon at the same time. anyway this just arrived in the mail

thank you so much for the idea i love my new tshirt

[gauntletqueen]

OHMYGOD THAT'S AWESOME THANK YOU FOR SHARING

[gelphienation]

Have been playing cyberpunk 2077 and I love that my girl just has a bunch of porn in her apartment and plus shaving cream and lotion “for men” in her bathroom. Classic example of the “designing the game for a male audience so when you play as a girl she becomes becomes a nuanced and esoteric dyke” phenomenon

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse