chill

hey! im jordan and i like everything

[bonerfart]

there are only two genders

[cinquespotted]

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[compulsive]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[hanabiis]

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s true though

[toastbutteregg]

UMMM what about “campfire song” or “indoors”?!!?!?! or the KRUSTY KRAB SONG

[sisyphusshrugged]

daily affirmations

good morning king let’s

rise and grind

get this bread

keep it sexy and mindful

[evilkakyoin]

———–/\____/\ If you love Warriors, ———–(—W—) copy and paste this ———-=-–A—/= into your signature! ————-)–R–( ————/—R—\ ————)—I—-( ———–/—-O—-\ ———–-—R—-/ ————\__S__/ —————-)) —————(( —————(( 

[flcralgogh]

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

[inkskinned]

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

[whitepeopletwitter]

The simple things in life

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[whitepeopletwitter]

penetrating gays

[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[lilmamabeyellin]

i love that glow u get from minding your own business and letting go of negativity