[retro--bitch]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[bedupolker]

wish there was a way to be like, hey I didn't want to pay for your streaming service subscription for this show so I watched it free on a shady pirate streaming site, I liked it so here's a one time payment of ten bucks, consider making a season two (which I'll also be watching free on a shady pirate site)

[southern-continent-skies]

We used to call this "buying DVDs."

[kaitlynsuicide-deactivated20110]

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[chavisory]

[crazysodomite]

my plan for 2025 is to do things

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[papayajuan2019]

the world is full of insecure overachievers. have you tried being a secure underachiever? you'll have more life in you that way

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[kaijuno]

Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer

[kushblazer666]

[pathologising]

unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job