phlogiston.

You think I'm not a goddess? Try me. This is a torch song. Touch me and you'll ｂ ｕ ｒ ｎ. indie oc. semi nsfw. #exinfernis

[brendenfraser]

[exinfernis]

okay yes so.

seraphina just sort of flounced off somewhere idek.

i'll be on isolde after my shower!

[mortuiis-archive-blog]

"I always behave” It’s not his fault he has long legs!

[exinfernis]

        "I find that very hard to believe." Always his fault, honestly.

[exinfernis]

[gelotologie-deactivated20150520]

             ❝Does that make me your Peter Parker and you my Mary Jane? ‘Cause the Spider-Man suit would frame my butt pretty nicely I think.❞

             Is he eating that shit up like a puppy? Yes.

[exinfernis]

            "I'd prefer to be your Gwen Stacy. But, I'll settle. You know, I haven't actually gotten a chance to glimpse yet. Though, I don't mind testing the theory."

                        Dear god, Seraphina. Put it away.

[mortuiis-archive-blog]

Rabbit: 1    Redhead: 0

“Thank you, come on” Left foot, right foot, left foot—-right foot.

[exinfernis]

         "If you behave, maybe. I'll consider it." She'll just jog to keep up with him, honestly.

[poenitire-blog]

[He’s really tempted to laugh.

Instead he manages to channel that laughter into a surprisingly good-natured looking smile. He’s got to keep the cover, after all. He slides his hands into his pockets and grins and leans against the doorway, looking like. Well. A handsome jackass. Which happens to be his usual state, just amplified a bit.]

Sorry. Considering you seemed rather serious, I didn’t think I needed to offer a warning.

Are you offering a no, then? 

[exinfernis]

( there's a noise.

        it could be somewhere between a strangled sound and a squeak, but we're honestly not sure at this point. she's shifting from one spot to the other, idly playing with her fingers. she's nervous, and she's making no effort to hide it. which she also knows probably isn't helping this at all. )

No, no! I .. Yes -- ? Wait, no. I.

Did you mean right now?

[gelotologie-deactivated20150520]

             ❝See, the key to gettin’ the ladies is to drop the goofy pick up lines and flash some dimples… — and yeah, I’m the DJ.❞

[exinfernis]

           "The dimples did it for me, honestly. With great power comes great responsibility, m'friend. Oh? So. Does -- that mean you can save me a dance?"

             Is she winking his direction? Yes, she is.

[claretboundarchive]

[Octavia checks the peephole and almost immediately throws the door open.]

Sera! It’s great to see you, how’ve you been -.

[And she’s throwing her arms around Seraphine, hugging her tightly.]

[exinfernis]

            Auntie Octavia!

( she'll honestly practically sprint toward the other and hug her close. that's at least one positive thing about this evening. )

          I -- cannot find anything to wear. What would you wear if you were going to get extremely trashed and ruin someone's night?

[aoceanumarchive-deactivated2014]

[He lets out an ‘oof’ as she plops onto him.]

Only dorks quote that many films. 

But. Y’know. We should have all have a sibling movie night sometime.

[And then he reaches up to gently poke her nose with his index finger. Very gently. And while grinning.]

[exinfernis]

( and she'll wiggle with a huff, obviously. )

     I'm not even that fat, you idiot.

     Yes! I can bring over all the classics. And all of the alcohol. And junk food. It'll be a grand time.

( she'll actually 'growl' and snap her jaw at his hand with another giggle. )

[poenitire-blog]

[So, there’s several options here, and they range from: killing Sera to going along with it. The middle option is to go along with it for his own amusement and then kill her. 

He rather likes that option. Kill two birds with one stone (which is to say: satisfy some amusement as one bird and actually stone cold murder the other).]

It was very strategically not a no. I’m glad you noticed. 

[exinfernis]

Oh, shit.

          ( no, we have not planned this far ahead. no, we won't panic. we'll remain completely suave as all heck even though he's actually quite terrifying. though, seraphina makes absolutely no move to shift closer to him. only throws him an awkward smile and exhales for a moment. )

I didn't. Actually except you to. Oh, shit.

[xprocella-blog]

       ( death grip, to be honest. )

You’re fine.

I’m not gonna frame my ex-girlfriend, though, she does look good in any color. It’ll be fine. You’ll have me and the rest of the siblings. We’ll protect ya.

[exinfernis]

( more whining. goddammit, gale. )

            I'm dying. Ungrateful.

            Except in green. She looks quite awful in green. And blue. And purple. And red. Do you see where I'm going with this? Fine. But I'm wearing a dreamcatcher around my neck the entire neck.

[gelotologie-deactivated20150520]

             ❝—- I’m totally smooth, right?❞ Nope.

[exinfernis]

        "So smooth, darling. Truly. Please, tell me my sister invited you. It might make this thing more bearable."

[poenitire-blog]

Well then.

[That’s his entire monotone response. Keep prodding, Sera.] 

[exinfernis]

          What I'm not hearing is a no. We don't even have to tell her. Or we can. Not that I particularly care.

( regret, don't. stop this before it starts, honestly. )

[gelotologie-deactivated20150520]

             ❝—- do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?❞

[exinfernis]

             "Oh my, fucking god."

[aoceanumarchive-deactivated2014]

Excuse you. Dork.

[And he falls back all dramatically onto the couch. Long limbs splaying everywhere as she punches him. But not really.]

Oh, God.

Look at what you’ve done. You’ve slain me.

[A hand to his heart.]

The pain’s too much for my feeble soul -.

[exinfernis]

( cue loud humming of a victory march of some kind.

        and she'll just plop right now on his stomach with a giggle. )

The cleverness of me! I have kicked the brother beast's ass into the next century. Are you quivering in fear yet, punk?

[exinfernis]

SOMEONE HONESTLY JUST, REEL SERAPHINA IN. PLS AND THANK YOU.