Help, my landlord took my Xbox away

I have nothing of value here, for I am an uncreative mess who can't draw noses

[kaiman-047]

They wanna know what love is

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[existenceisirrational]

Ah so that's how Cocaine Bear gets their fix

[chai-loves-stuff]

You saw the new J short?

Yes!! I really liked it !! :D

J has always been one of my top fav characters and I've never felt so vindicated by a short in my LIFE 💫

I KNEW she knew!! I KNEW she was a fraud!! I KNEW she was a liar!! I KNEW she felt guilty!!! I KNEW she had a deeply unhealthy coping mechanism to deal with it all!! MY JAUGHTER!!!! 💫💫🤍

Anyways, here's J being dysfunctional (+ warmups under cut ^^)

She's so jawesome🤍

[charl0ttan]

[existenceisirrational]

Model helmet for Halloween costume? ❌

Doomscroll for multiple hours for the 2957th day in a row? ✅

[turquoisedata]

How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

[seraphont]

using a walkie talkie as a karaoke mic… incredible

[existenceisirrational]

The short has singlehandedly given J lovers worldwide more fuel than they could've ever imagined

[thememedaddy]

[sushiranger]

A quick doodle I'm too lazy to clean.

[nondelphic]

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

[existenceisirrational]

Me restarting a fic 7 times in the past two years before I even release the first chapter because I realise it's composed of pure ass

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[existenceisirrational]

I didn't give you permission to publish my draft, who are you

[occasionallysubtle]

DID inspired prints & magnets up thru the end of the month ~ also got a card club for proxies ~ join before the end of the month for the DID release

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[theonewhowanks]

[existenceisirrational]

The mostest most to ever moster

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[crimson-snek]

Part 1 of Tenna doodles promoting tenna as Tumblr sexyman! Tennalings, go vote for him RIGHT NOW!

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 966  🔁 2261  ❤️ 4968 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1 Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

(Sorry for the bad quality, these were rushed, forgive me, ant colony)

[hylosylphide]

So, about the sexyman polls...

[shencomix]