[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[complete-trash-and-despair]

It’s the usage of the Daniel Radcliffe image that kills me more

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[svinto]

anyone else get the intense urge to just disappear? to disappear from everyone’s lives without leaving any trace? and be forgotten? it’d give me so much peace i don’t want anyone to think about me

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

[svshvkorpi]

[existential-tea]

“I wish that everyone I knew was dead So that I’d never have to pick up the phone”

[catgirl-kaiju]

I am cute, yes, but also a weird little creature

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

so true bestie. but anyway. let me lay my head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your breath

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[memeclassheroes]

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[obesitycore]

release your inner bitches feel the rain on your skin 

[dsmsix]

you go girl! and don’t come back!

[dsmsix]

[themoskabot]

You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs

[depsidase]

[gumi-megpoidd]

Oh wow ur right

[disgustinganimals]

Who told you about the mind cow

[naamahdarling]

[buleczka-cynamonowa]

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

[thefiresontheheight]

asserting dominance

[vinnybox02]

[buleczka-cynamonowa]

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

[thefiresontheheight]

asserting dominance

[vinnybox02]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed 🐝 

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[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

THIS BITCH LIVES INSIDE A TINY BLUNT LMAO

[lesbian-toddhoward]

STOP IT!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inthefallofasparrow]