Workplace Passive-Aggressive Sentence Starters!!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "just circling back on this email you definitely read but chose to ignore."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "per my last email. which you clearly didn't read. again."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'm sure you had a GREAT reason for missing the third meeting in a row."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "wow, must be nice to take two-hour lunches. some of us have work to do."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'll just do it myself. like always. no worries."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "thanks for the feedback nobody asked for. super helpful."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "copying the boss on this email. just for visibility. no particular reason."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i saved your seat. you know, since you're always late."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "interesting strategy you're taking. bold. probably wrong, but bold."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "oh, did you need the printer? i have seventeen more pages. take your time."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "your presentation was... certainly something. very... yeah."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "just wondering when you'll have that report done. the one due last week."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'm not micromanaging. i'm just checking in. for the fifth time today."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "please advise on how you'd like to proceed. since my three suggestions weren't good enough."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "noted. with all due respect. as discussed."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "must be nice to leave at 5pm sharp every day. wish we could all do that."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "your input is always... memorable. definitely memorable."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'll add that to my list. right below the other fifty things you've given me today."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "great teamwork! by which i mean i did everything while you watched."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "thanks for volunteering me for that. love being voluntold."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "sorry, i was working. did you need something? ...no, i wasn't ignoring you."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'll loop in HR. just to keep everyone informed. nothing personal."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "appreciate you sharing that thought in front of everyone. really professional."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "let's take this offline. right now. my office."