All is Vanity

A fowl little witch Your only Ace of Spades Call me Owl

[sashayed]

people like to say that superhero movies “aren’t realistic” but what about that time Steve Rogers hurled himself out of a plane without a parachute rather than deal with a friend’s questions about his love life

[littlechubbyyuuri]

MEANWHILE...

I’M SHOOK

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

[respectfulmemes]

[untexting]

Chaotic good

[existentialquandries]

me: man i don't feel depressed at all these days!

also me: never showers, hasn't cleaned my room in seven months, hardly remembers to brush my teeth, never talks to anyone, never leaves my room, can't focus on a book for more than two minutes

me: i am Cured

[odinsblog]

Imagine being so racist and so comfortable in your white privilege that you actually say this aloud to black customers.

[iammyfather]

Especially someone you alluded you were fearful of.

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[anneboleyns]

[morrison-mercury]

Can she be my mother though.

[sk-tang1]

“LUNA LAMP” Designed and handcrafted by Acorn Studio

Photography : Leungmo (instagram)

Styling : SK Tang (instagram)

[heteroglossia]

Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via sealedtome)

i can’t uncouple these in my mind

(via sobriquetinbedgrowyrhair)

[bckyrdfuneral]

realizing you’re aro like

[rib--leaf]

a few versions of this yeollie because I liked them all~

[kevinruss]

[writing-prompt-s]

Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.

[poiplefunguy]

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

so i don’t think a lot of people really understand how often south asian culture is misinterpreted and appropriated so i’m making a post about it right here.

any mention of third eyes

any mention of chakras

people wearing bindis when they shouldn’t be 

fucking “om” or “aum” tattoos or appliques on things like yoga pants. do you know how fucking disrespectful it is to put a symbol that is so important to my religion and culture on the ass of some white chick’s yoga pants

people wearing maang tikka when they shouldn’t be

anklets with bells on them are very important to the dance culture of south asia and it’s disrespectful to wear them outside of a traditional dance setting

feel free to add any more that i missed because i’m fucking tired

[samezukas-deactivated20171227]

this is okay to rb if you’re not south asian. in fact it’s encouraged that you reblog this post, regardless of your race