shawty got that existential narcissism

bottoms up and the devil laughs

[existentialqueeer]

yoooo I’m moving back to my OG blog @existentialqueer and leaving this one behind

[feral-ballad]

Jennifer S. Cheng, So We Must Meet Apart; “August 24, 2018”

[tributary]

hook hand in unloveable car door

[lesbiantiana]

[anxietyproblem]

[miraculan-draws]

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

[himbo-ted]

Why am i wheezing at this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything

[toastbutteregg]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Thoughts on dilfs ?

Well I'd like to fuck them obviously

[kiwi]

oh my god i cant remember any exact lines from it but. im trying to find this stupid power puff girls comic that was popular on here a while ago 

[ensoua]

this one?

[kiwi]

thank you so much ur my hero

[preventive]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

[gothclaudia-deactivated20190409]

i’m unlearning french

[island-delver-go]

Linguistics is cancelled

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

baby shark

[daichan795]

Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.

[digirainebow]

@sonia-nevermind

[littlegirlover]

the cuil theory

[toulouselastartrek]

jesus CHRIST

[ehjorth]

tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL

[shadzu-deactivated20170606]

[butchyena]

i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012. 

its a meme revival

[krispytm]

And now… The weather.

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on