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Archive of RP for Gasparde, the Marines' 'Greatest Stain'. (Dead End Adventure)

[exmarine-gasparde]

what is your biggest regret?

Where do I start? Letting down my guard against the rubber runt and losing everything I worked for in a day? Becoming a pirate when I don’t even like the sea? Succumbing to pressure to join the Marines and wasting my time with it? (Being born?)

... It’s probably having flour on my ship in the first place. Those worms barely know how to cook for themselves even when I stole them to, so I fail to see the point in stockholding it. (Even that cyclone didn’t make it easy to wash this shit out of my coat.)

[exmarine-gasparde]

sir what do you like to do to relax?

My means of finding inner peace are my own business.

[exmarine-gasparde]

What is the last lie you told?

There's one for you. But I likely lie five times before I have breakfast, you should damper your expectations of excitement.

[exmarine-gasparde]

...

Hi.

[exmarine-gasparde]

Is this blog going to be dead too?

((Yes, but I think of you all the same. 💚))

[exmarine-gasparde]

It was me, I'm the one who threw your hammock away. It's not comfortable to sleep with you in that thing. Now get a proper bed, *please*.

“… Are you gonna be the one to pay for that though, bunny?” was all he said. If she thought that swing was so unbearably uncomfortable, maybe the floor would convince her to dig it back up.

[exmarine-gasparde]

"How else are you going to learn to stop fucking around with me?" He drummed his fingers on his crossed arms. "I expect to see a bed in my quarters by tomorrow or else you get the same privileges everyone else here gets: less than none." 

[exmarine-gasparde]

smelly

"SHUT."

[exmarine-gasparde]

It was me, I'm the one who threw your hammock away. It's not comfortable to sleep with you in that thing. Now get a proper bed, *please*.

"... Are you gonna be the one to pay for that though, bunny?" was all he said. If she thought that swing was so unbearably uncomfortable, maybe the floor would convince her to dig it back up.

[exmarine-gasparde]

((I make good tweets about my muse.))

[exmarine-gasparde]

Dude compared to everyone else who has candy based fruits you're weak shit dawg

"Implying I haven't been working on this since that...near-death experience," Gasparde scowled. "To put it gently. I'm not what I used to be and I'm plenty willing to prove it."

Indeed, in the years he was gone several new candylike users came to light and he was green from more than just his syrup. Not that he's going to tell some anon.

[exmarine-gasparde]

God it's been awhile since I've seen that oversized chin.

He simply scoffed at the remark, putting a hand through his pale hair. "Been too long since I was graced with your own lazy jaw, glowstick. Still intent on looking down on me, eh?"

[exmarine-gasparde]

Dude you missed some shit. I might not remember it right but Katakuri got a ball chopped off

"..." The expression on his face is completely unreadable. He doesn't remember that guy having never met him, but botched castrations aren't exactly the gossip he was expecting.

"I have one little bender and the world burns down, huh?"

[exmarine-gasparde]

...Who threw my hammock in the dumpster. I wasn't gone that long.

[exmarine-gasparde]

And after all that? It's only been a few weeks! This isn't some Gran Tesoro shotgun wedding that only lasts a night! Good grief, bunny...

[ask-miss-angora-blog]

What have I been up to? Well…

@exmarine-gasparde

[exmarine-gasparde]

Why the face, rabbit? I got you the best dress I could steal and brought you a whole audience (albeit by burning their village to the ground) to watch our special day unfold. Isn't that what you fickle girls dream of?

[exmarine-gasparde]

You should let me tie your hair back sometime. I think you'd look g... uh... well it'd be a change. Yeah.

“What’s your game, rabbit? You think I don’t look good enough as it is?” Despite his grouchy approach, he’d probably let her play with it for the sake of a woman touching it. Lousy.

[angora-rabbit-in-faux-fur]

She gives him an angry pout in response. “Oh my gosh, I just mean I think it’d be a good look on you. I didn’t think you’d be so touchy about it otherwise I wouldn’t have suggested it.”

[exmarine-gasparde]

He raised a sunken brow at how huffy she was over something like this. Usually she only throws a fit over her own looks, he figured. "I've got a right to be touchy, don't you think?", he chuffed, unaware of how hypocritical this is to say to his ever-tormented ladyfriend. "But I suppose I've got the free time for some bullshit."

The giant of a man then simply squatted down to MAYBE reach her height if she tiptoed, looking at her in amusement now. This could be fun after all. 

[exmarine-gasparde]

“We were never friends. I’m so sorry.”

“I never -considered- you one,” he scoffed out loud. “Merely a ‘business’ partner at the most. What the hell are you apologizing for?”

[bottlepiecemuses]

“I guess you can’t detect sarcasm, sticky ass,” she snapped. 

[exmarine-gasparde]

“‘Sticky ass’? THAT’S the best you can come up with?”, he snapped right back. “What’s the use in joking with me? You know goddamned well why I’m here and it’s not a tea party.“ 

Of course, he didn’t know much about Big Mom or her plans; all he knew was getting hold of a Yonko would be a good stepping stone towards regaining glory.

[bottlepiecemuses]

“If you want to get in contact with Mama, don’t pull any crap because you are now in the territory of giants and not just playing pirate,” she threatened. 

[exmarine-gasparde]

His whole body tensed and riled at her words. The last time he heard ‘playing pirate’ he wound up with a broken face, no ship and no dignity. The nerve of this little bitch… He had to quickly compose himself to keep his chances.

“Yeah, yeah. No punches to pull, chick,” he growled. “I know. Just don’t wave it over my head like you already own me, the only thing keeping you in that gang is a wedding ring after all.”

[bottlepiecemuses]

“Well, with your luck you might end up with Cinnamon who could whip that butt into submission,” she hissed back,”I’ve called Tamago and he will be bringing a ship, so we can get you an audience with Mama.”

She then continued,”It’s not only this ring that is keeping me in, but my Maman has a personal history with Mama.”

[exmarine-gasparde]

He gave a huff and simply looked away from the girl. He didn't know who Cinnamon was, but no one was gonna put General Gasparde on a choke chain, not even a supposed superior.

"Nice story, give it to the papers," he yawned mockingly. "We can get to all that bull when I'm in the books. How fast is your ship, anyway?"