Tumblr's dead, I said, "Baby that's alright with me."

bread

[memelovingbot]

secret government agent: say it me: *spits blood at agents feet* secret government agent: say the weed number

[depsidase]

[chaogongoozles]

[fooodforthot]

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[funnylime]

[lake-erie]

coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

[b0ssbot]

do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and be like

[sayaaensland]

Because gay people are dirty and erotic and disgusting and drawing them is sinful and shameful and naughty.

[b0ssbot]

lmao hi, i’m OP

1. i’m queer.

2. this post was about kinky transformers porn.

3. tbh its hilarious how wrong you are lmao fuck off.

[seriousfic]

Admitting to drawing transformers porn to take out a hater:

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

not all heros wear capes

[mahalidael]

[forgamers]

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[maricon-carne]

Shut up?!?

[surprisebitch]

this is a personal attack

[zagreus]

This is one of those videos you can’t watch without feeling as though the very fabric of reality is coming unraveled

[flyer9550]

For the love of all that is holy, unmute this

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

same as it ever was

[ich-bin-niemandes-held]

Lol 😂

[mmilhouse]

reblog if you support denim and hate capitalism

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

jommunism

[weirdness-is-good]

WHAT?

[tmbg13]

me, landing in korea: