Here i stand and here i stay

[exorcist-benjamin]

dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder

DAD: whos this kid

ME: His name is Noiz.

DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ

ME: dad no please

DAD: he's got a lot of piercings

DAD: i like his hat

DAD: why does the smiley face have blood

DAD: sara is he gay

DAD: hes so gay

DAD: where's aoba

DAD: they're going to kiss soon

DAD: my gaydar is going nuts

DAD: sara is this your otp

DAD: does this beat sebaciel

DAD: holy shit noiz

DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall

ME: aober?

DAD: is noiz going to fuck him

DAD: cmon noiz be a man

DAD: a gay man

DAD: fuCK HIM

ME: dad you're scaring me

DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here

DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up

DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL

DAD: this can't be

DAD: sara did you make this

DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you

ME: i didn't make this

DAD: when is the sex

ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.

DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player

DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW

ME: dad his name is koujaku

DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU

ME: DAD NO PLEASE

DAD: im done with this game

DAD: oh shit its those kids again

DAD: look noiz is here

DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids

DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?

DAD: SHIT

DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING

DAD: aober dont deny it

DAD: ur gay

DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey

DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober

ME: sure?

DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did

DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober

DAD: aober

ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea

DAD: what if noiz was a girl

DAD: he'd be like you

ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS

DAD: you want to go get some

DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go

DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right

DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz

ME: *leaves the room with laptop*

DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER

[interrobangbangbang]

[phirouzeh-deactivated20171021]

I will never get tired of this picture

[askboxmemes]

YO.

[exorcist-benjamin]

✹ - I cannot stand you. ✰- I need advice. ❥- Put a photo? ♣ - I hate your tumblr. ● - I admire you very much. ♥ - Will you marry me? ✿ﾟ - I love you. ☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you. ღ - Wish you were mine. △ - You are ridiculous. ✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites! ₪  - Leave tumblr. You are weak. ♔ - Age? ★ - Sexual orientation? ❈ - Last song you listened? ▲ - Favorite Number? ✖ - Your perfect girl/boy?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ttthea-deactivated20160217]

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

[birbdaddy]

ATTENTION TUMBLR!! 

Hello there, my name is Kris and I have been identifying as male for over a year. I am not exactly a proud trans man, but I’m caught in a really bad situation and need help. 

In less than a week I turn eighteen and on the 27th I leave for college. After that, I’m out on my ass. My parents are transphobic and refuse to pay for any of my expenses. Not even migraine medication, as shown above, which I need on a daily basis to function. Because my father is refusing to pay my tuition for the semester like he promised he would, I am now over $3000 in debt excluding my textbooks costs. I am unemployed, six months overdue, and really scared. My college is threatening to forfeit my classes, meaning I can’t leave an abusive household for another semester. I need to get out.

I plan on taking out a student loan next week to cover my college fees and once I move I’m hunting for a job. But even with a job, I can’t juggle the cost of living and transitioning expenses. Unfortunately, I must choose the former over my mental health. Which is why I’m begging for some help for transitioning fees. I’m tired of feeling like shit most of the time because of gender dysphoria, hating my image in the mirror, and crying myself dry on bad nights. 

My current goal is $2000 towards gender therapy, blood work, and testosterone injections. (My current healthcare plan doesn’t cover transitioning fees.) I know it is very unlikely I will reach this goal, but even a little money is better than nothing. If you could find it in your hearts to spare me even five dollars, I would greatly appreciate it. 

DONATE HERE and/or PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS

Thank you.

[hotanimeguysworld]

Kanda, Allen and Lavi by FantasyEdition

[pookie02]

Good news everyone: we’re gonna make it into the skeleton army early

[kingtycoon-deactivated20151220]

dick hafer

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

legitimate alternative D E A T H S T Y L E

[madomado3]

TAKE LIFE EASY - PRINCE PARKA

[theinsanefruitloop-chan-deactiv]

Accept this as my peace offering

[theinsanefruitloop-chan-deactiv]

Earl… you do know that the pie is poisoned right?

[satan-chan]

[dreaming-jaybird]

he saw his chance and he took it

[rainbowrites]

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY

[riboku]

[megantheavatar]

[all-the-strikes]

Source; x Sketch dump

[tehrisa]

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

[ellvega]

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

[fuckyeahkristen]

[misslunarlight]

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

[exorcist-benjamin]

Me too.

[digenovanicolo]

There’s this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That’s completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. ~Boy George

[damnitrj]

I could not be prouder to be a part of this gifset

[niuniente]

Gangster Haru because I accidentally though this guy was Haru haha.

Gangster Haru shoves your career questions up to your ass and beats the motherfuckers who threaten him.