garlic clove

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[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[thedyingcowboy]

John’s bisexual aura so strong that boomers are accusing me of ai ✌️

‘Not even Elton John’ 😭

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[barstoolblues]

paul mccartney has been diagnosed with paul mccartney syndrome

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[susandsnell]

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

[susandsnell]

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[segamascott]

[julykings]

winston running <3

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[avantgarden-er]

i'm the stripper that Loves you

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[ps1]

大艽芎古道 POTSEN TSENG

[cryptidjeepers]

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone