Am I Cool Yet?

[Ask/RP blog for my D:BH OC, Lucas!] [I like/follow from @ask-reed-detroit <3]

[s6sh6]

Friendly reminder that she

[walkingcorruptor]

Muuuuuum ~Lucas

Yessss kiddo? What's up?

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I love you :)

[walkingcorruptor]

I love you too! :D

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:D

[walkingcorruptor]

Muuuuuum ~Lucas

Yessss kiddo? What's up?

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I love you :)

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🗞️ -walkingcorruptor

Lucas let out a yelp as he was hit, batting the newspaper away again. “Ok, ok, I’m sorry, I’ll put it away!” he pouted as he put the tub of ice cream away in the fridge again before he’d had the chance to open it. “But it’s your fault for buying it when you know I can’t eat it.”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🗞  to hit my muse with a rolled up magazine

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💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

1: Ice cream! I may be lactose intolerant, but you bet I live for it! And no, lactose free is not acceptable, it doesn’t taste right.

2. Let me get excited and ramble. Hell, get excited and ramble with me too! It happens a lot and sometimes people brush it off and it makes me sad

3. Just some General Human Decency, I guess. Kind of a low bar to set, but who doesn’t love a man who always remembers to thank the bus driver?

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[walkingcorruptor]

Why is my son the cutest fucking human there's ever been? 😍😍😭

[expectationsofeucatastrophes]

Muuuuuuuuuuuum you’re embarrassing 🙈🙈

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💬

| 💬- what your last text message says?

It says ‘you’re a cutie’ because mama likes to send messages like that 24/7.

| @walkingcorruptor mentioned

[walkingcorruptor]

That's because you're a cutie and you need to know!

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☺️☺️☺️☺️

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💬

| 💬- what your last text message says?

It says ‘you’re a cutie’ because mama likes to send messages like that 24/7.

| @walkingcorruptor mentioned

[expectationsofeucatastrophes]

🎀 what's your relationship with your parents like?

Which parents are we taking about? If it’s my birth parents, not the greatest. My adoptive, on the other hand, I don’t think it could be better 😊

| @walkingcorruptor mentioned

[expectationsofeucatastrophes]

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

1: Ice cream! I may be lactose intolerant, but you bet I live for it! And no, lactose free is not acceptable, it doesn’t taste right.

2. Let me get excited and ramble. Hell, get excited and ramble with me too! It happens a lot and sometimes people brush it off and it makes me sad

3. Just some General Human Decency, I guess. Kind of a low bar to set, but who doesn’t love a man who always remembers to thank the bus driver?

| @walkingcorruptor

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

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“It makes sense...”

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uwu

Wait, why are we uwu-ing?

[walkingcorruptor]

Don’t ask. Just roll with it. Elijah and Gavin love it.

[expectationsofeucatastrophes]

ok then

owo

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uwu

Wait, why are we uwu-ing?

[siberianlizard]

The math is accurate, I checked..

[ferret-suggest]

an acurate repronsentatiom

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“I can confirm.”

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//Yo! I’m back from my exam hiatus! Send in some asks y’all!!

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22 & 23

| 22. role model?

Ahh… It would probably be one of my friends, actually. The same friend who always used to drill the phrase ‘carpe diem’ into me. She really helped back when I was kid in just, like… validating me, I guess you could say. She always let me know that it was ok to be myself, and that one day everything would be better. Which it is! We lost contact a while ago, though, which sucks. But I like to think she’s somewhere out there, living her best life!

| 23. strange habits?

I have a habit of biting my lip when I’m thinking or nervous, but I also have a habit- well, can you really call it a habit? I’m not sure, but I put on a lot of lip balm too. By themselves they’re not strange habits, but together it’s just?? Painful? Like, I don’t understand why I do it. I just do.

[bananatwinky]